picket fence

Spargo doesnt play wing he plays defensive forward and adds nothing to our scoring power

Spargo kicked 10 goals as a small forward. For all the hype about pressure acts and ball use, on this stat alone he should not be gifted games. Chandler must replace him!

Start with 1 Fitness 2 Not picking teams on form

My hatred of Jeelong borders on the Insane!

Ibid, Op Cit, and all that.... I Loves ya all.. Best to all, P.F

BRODIE GRUNDY .... Will be the recruit of the Century.. IMO POINT to prove.. Feral False teeths will be SPEWING BIG TIME 🤮🤮 AS HE FIRES UP🤩😍

False teeth ferals won a million games by a few pionts last year, VERY LUCKY. They wont have the same fortune this year.I expect them to finish lower than shark sheeit at the bottom of the Caymen trench this year.😡

But Spargy pants was and he is bog slow!

I think I get a little overeactive about this! Not unhinged, just........reactive and very very passionate! A few others out there not unlike me probably. Bloody Duckwood🤯

That friggen Selwood mongrel🤢🤮😵🤒🤯💩😱

Choke on their VOMIT and DIE🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

No wonder he is peeezed of

Who does he support?

If there was quadrupple vomit Emoji, I'd wack that in on the strength of that info. Its a real disgrace, bloody Feral falseteeths of humanity 3 times, Carltank 6 us on top of course🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😱🥶🤬💩👺😡

Brown looked very very good at training last week and Hunter was sensational. He hasnt been recruited to play at Casey

And of course A Grade spud judges let them of again and again and again with lettuce leaf penalties. Our justice system is an absolute disgrace.And dont get me started on defence lawyers either!

Agree, looked totally cooked

Round Ball=Predictability no wow factor Off side Rule= Ridiculously absurd Limited Scoring= Boredom Homicidal maniac supporter base= Trouble

Yep and trained well as usual!

Lady Penelope “Step on it Parker we don’t want to be late for our Rendezvous” Nosey Parker “Yes M’Lady our Rendezvous with our Orstralian Agent Picket Fence” Lady Penelope “Precisely Parker, Precisely It will be good to see him again”(Hides a faint Blush)! Parker “What is this all about asking us to meet him at a place Called Gosh’s Paddock Lady Penelope “Im not exactly sure but something to do with Demon Depth whatever that means”! Parker “Demon Depth?? You mean to do with how Deep is the Demon”? Lady Penelope “Possibly Parker, Possibly” “I believe this place is near a River Similar to the Thames called the Yarra” On the strength of it I might make a Call to Jeff Tracey asking him to have Pod 4 Ready to go with Thunderbird 4 and Gordon” Parker “ Jolly Good M Lady, ohhhhhh % #&^ Lady Penelope “Parker whats wrong”?? Parker Sorry M Lady but these F%#@*&% Marrionette Wires got tangled around the top of me leg around my” Lady Penelope “PARKER……… THAT WILL BE QUITE ENOUGH!” Parker (Meekly) “Yes M lady oh look there’s Picket Fence now over there waving! PF TRAINING REPORT DEES DEPTH AT AN ALL TIME HIGH Hello Landers please find training report Friday 16th December Gosh’s Paddock Greeting all and welcome to Gosh’s paddock, where Bigfoot sightings have been recorded, seems I just cannot get away from dangerous entities in presenting my reports INJURIES MODIFIED DUTIES Gus , Hibbo, Jed Ad, Will Verell, Andy Moniz -Wakefield, Joel Smith ( Just cant take a trick) although Will Verrell , Hibbo, Gus and Young Burgoyne were all doing run throughs SKILLS , DRILLS AND MANOUVERS After warm ups and Run Throughs players broke of into 3 Groups doing a variety of · Close in Handball through traffic to hit clean target with players pressuring · One on one groundhog day ground ball gets · Telescopic Talls in Marking contest situations Main drills consisted of half ground match sim which all took part in after rotating with another corridor footy drill on the other side. Other than that a full match sim which excluded the newbies was a terrific look at our game style which often took the ball from one end of the ground to the other. I unlike others was happy with forward line presentations and it appears that we are going to be spoilt with the riches of players and depth the likes of which I have never seen from an MFC outfit. In fact the contest for places in this team are going to be FIERCE. PLAYER WATCH A I’ll start with the usual suspects and throw a few other observations in. VINEY,was in scintillating form pace, disposal, grunt finishing of were all of an extremely high standard as per usual. CLARRY CHOO CHOO Beast and I mean beast just literally just cannot be stopped, at one stage he was tackled by three players in a contested get shrugged them all of and fired out a deadly handball. Just left me speechless. T MAC,HEEEEES BAAAACK, Bigger badder and better than ever, looked super fit and ran around looking very dangerous indeed. Speaking of Back, BBB is over his injuries and proved time and again what an ASSET he will be yet again as a key forward. MAX, CP5, LEVER, MAY LANGERS all were shining lights in match sims and general drills OLD NEW BORROWED AND RED AND BLUE PLAYER WATCH B BRODIE GRUNDY, Will be unstoppable this year for the MFC, After seeing him today I’m still scatching my head at Collingwoods stupidity and player list debacle that saw him now with us. This guy runs like a gazelle, is great below his knees and is a decathlete like runner, all thus plus his great ruck work and can kick a goal, ( WILL FINISH TOP 3 IN OUR B&F BANK IT IN). LACHY HUNTER, again Dishlickers inability with player management has seen us the beneficiaries of a very fine player. He has “Elite” endurance, smart footy brain, great disposal and puts himself in dangerous positions often. MATT JEFFERSON, yes he needs to put on weight, but gee he looks like he belongs, can Mark, leads well is a dead eye kick and has great “Hang time” a la Aaron Naughton, he knows where to run and will play senior footy later in year I believe. JVR, Looks like he knows its time, crashes packs, aerialist, is never out of the play and has that Swarrta presence. KYE TURNER, Reminds me in some ways of a cross between Andy Goodwin and Anthony Ingerson, just seems to be aware of his surroundings and has a good skill set. KYNAN BROWN, No 39 Really liked the look of this player, moved well has pace good skill set and plays not dissimilarly to his old man, terrific to see, Also liked the look of OLIVER S no 38. Built low to the ground a la Peter Daicos and he also looks very comfortable coming from a low fitness base, also has clean hands and has that ability to ride a Bump into a position where he still is over the ball, Looks a definite Goer! JOSH SHACKY ATTACKY ALREADY Better in every way to Weeds and thats no direspect, he just is a cut above with his body use, Marks and Kicks well and does not get pushed under the ball. Anyway that’s it from me, I’m meeting an old friend from England who drives a Pink Rolls and I will tell her all about the Dees Depth and how we should be able to atone for a somewhat disappointing finals series to bounce right back in 2023. Cheers all P.F

Im all set for the Gosh's Express Train tommorrow, Memory drive on full alert and ready to see other Demonlanders also. Just look out for a strange looking guy and that'll be me!! ............ Hang on wait, there could be a few of us fitting that description!

Havent heard<? the Hash party got a gig in Spring st. I'm in celebration mode!!!

As iterated in another thread, what about this guy??

Jon Anderson in todays Hun listed Clarry as no 38 out of 50 TOP AUSTRALIAN SPORTSMEN Currently! And while Im at it , with the new hair do looks more like this guy out of Hawkwinds Seminal Record "Space Bandits" WOW!!

Sorry Demonlanders, No training at Casey this morning 🙄