Spargonicus

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Too far for a snap from a set shot?

6 - Viney 5 - Petracca 4 - Fritsch 3 - ANB 2 - May 1 - Brayshaw Apologies to Rivers, Bowey, Hunter, Langdon.

The Round of Irrelevance continues, unabashed. (Go Dees)

He was on the ground for 3:33, so…

I love Gary, but he really gets on the baggin’ wagon, hey. Reminds me when the Dees were [censored] and he bagged us, no restraint. it’s fine, he’s a pundit, but why doesn’t he get in the game as a coach or at least an assistant coach? Has he?

Here’s a super helpful resource - all streaks! https://afltables.com/afl/teams/allteams/streaks.html

Is this like Actor/Model and Model/Actor?

Yes. Yes. And ohhhh yes.

Swans fans are next level smug. They need another 26-game losing streak.

6 - Lever 5 - Viney 4 - Melksham 3 - Rivers 2 - Sparrow 1 - ANB

Hit post, allegedly. Looked close…

Let it go, let it goooo!

That’s the thing for me. He’s worth the buffoonery for the lols.

I know Tommo has limitations, but he’s a confidence player. Get him in from now. Back him. Push Smith up forward. Enable Lever and May to carve up through intercepts. Spargo in for laser f50 entries. Get the flag.

Butterball

Great game. But totally robbed.

Love ❤️ - that’s what we call a failed simile

I know, right? After “Small Defender Round”, it’s: - “Holding the Ball Round” - “Goal Sneak Round” - “Ode to Dropkick Round”, and of course - “Barrel/Torp From Beyond the Arc Round”.

Horrible, lazy start. North are playing ok, but not that good. We’re just looking completely disinterested at the moment.

Time to ease up bingeing on the Walking Dead spin-offs, LG!

Yep, they’ve looked nothing short of appalling a lot of the time over the last few weeks. I tipped Hawks last week. In no parallel universe should they have lost that game. They just stopped. But agree Dees have some fatigue again…really hope we put this woeful lot to the sword.

6 - Viney 5 - Brayshaw 4 - Gawn 3 - Kozzie 2 - Chandler 1 - Rivers

Hey slow down, I’ll lend you a paragraph.

Fugazi