DutchDemons

Tim Lamb's soundtrack.

Sam McClure is a synonym for toilet paper.

Demonlands speciality is clutching at straws and clutching at pearls simultaneously. Until anything comes from the club or Clarry it can be safely ignored. Much like all the Petracca stuff.

Cool, he didn’t play half the season and needs to be focused on getting his body right for next year.

Hogan and Bedford continue the Dees’ grand tradition of going out in straight sets.

No let’s make a big long list of all the Petracca haters and tag them into every post when he does well next year.

He is not captaincy material. Jake Lever will be the next skipper. We need a dad figure

I hope all the supporters in this thread who threw the baby out with the bathwater realise they got badly manipulated by scum media and wrap their arms around our Norm Smith winning premiership player.

I unfollowed his cooking instagram and an hour later he re-committed himself to the club. You’re all welcome, I’m gonna follow it again now.

Did Kozzie sign a single, double or triple ply contract?

Off season has truly arrived.

I wish him well. I'm sure he'll be able to succeed at a different club but he feels surplus to requirements at the Dees at the moment.

Like the Petracca stuff I’ll believe it when it comes from the player or the club. Robbo 5 cab savs deep on 360 isn’t a source I rely on.

I’m sorry for your health issues, but this is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while. Thanks for bringing merriment to the communal wrist slitting which is this thread.