Bleeds_Red_&_Blue

Do

"The North Smith curse is broken"

"Max Gawn to give premiership medal to Nathan Jones"

Dont

"Bailey Smith kicks 5 in Dogs win in a day of Demon hell"

"No Brownlow? No worries. Bont wins Norm to go with second premiership medal"

Oh ... Also, forgot Paul Chapman 2009 Grand Final V St Kilda

Three ones i'll never forget:

1. Jack Watts 2017 R12 V Coll

2. Liam Jurrah 2009 R12 V Ess

3. Jordan McMahon 2009 Final Round V Tigers

... forgive us for losing in Adelaide earlier in the year

... be certain that we wont make it past the prelim

Gawn - showed great leadership

Petracca - impossible to stop

Oliver - damaging as usual

McDonald - excellent second half

Sparrow - great role game

May - great contested marks

Neal-Bullen - hard at it

Brayshaw - much more reliable

Harmes - damaging at times

Spargo - another great game

Pickett - shoulda kicked 5

Jordon - solid Langdon replacement

Salem - came back well

Fritsch - didnt do much

Rivers - career best form

Jackson - good young player

Hunt - did just enough

Petty - career best game

Weideman - can only improve

Hibberd - destroyed charlie cameron

Lever - quieter than usual

Melksham - great tagging game

Adelaide - Ferocious all day

Oliver - carried the team

Langdon - good first quarter

Gawn - very costly errorrs

McDonald - must take chances

Weideman - would prefer Brown

Fritsch - kick in-air please

Harmes - tried all day

Petracca - handled the pressure

Spargo - did just enough

Rivers - agree with Joeboy

Pickett - one good play

Melksham - back to Casey

Neal-Bullen - couldnt find space

May - beaten by Tex

Jackson - tried but limited

Lever - saved many goals

Brayshaw - continued poor season

Hibberd - probably broke even

Jordon - season worst game

Hunt - some bad turnovers

Petty - some good contests

Jetta - back to Casey

Gawn - held some marks

Oliver - more clearances please

Jordon - provides good pressure

Salem - continues impressive season

Langdon - always an asset

McDonald - excellent kicking accuracy

Harmes - holds his spot

Neal- Bullen - solid and reliable

Brayshaw - kicking is appauling

Petracca - learning his limits

Hunt - was better today

Lever - our most important

Fritsch - one important goal

May - beaten by McKay

Pickett - provides incredible run

Rivers - holds his own

Spargo - better each game

Hibberd - solid all game

Weideman - should kick those

Petty - covering Tomlinson nicely

Brown - provided a target

Chandler - is on notice

4 minutes ago, bingers said:

Sparrow ... intimidates the opposition?

No mean feat considering he didn't play.

Oops! I meant Spargo!! 

Oliver - Important 4th quarter

Sparrow - Intimidates the opposition

McDonald - Impressed Sydney supporters

Pickett - Conditions didnt suit

Petty - Will get better

ANB - Applies critical pressure

Langdon - Always careful disposal

May - Leads by example

Harmes - Better than Jones

Brown - Took his chances

Fritch - Season worst game

Jackson - An elite athlete

Hibberd - Steady and reliable

Hunt - Not much involvement

Salem - Continues AA form

... name my first born Stephen. Even if female.

... tick off the hoodoo that the Dees have never won a final outside of Melbs

Wake me up - Avicii

... do some serious damage

.... rock back and forth on the verandah with my cheese and cutting board

... go buy a refribulator.. Then google how to use a refribulator

The End - The Doors

... play the song “final countdown” by Europe

.... dare to dream

... call my mother

At the game. Is there a worse stadium in Australia to find food at? Paid $14 for a burger I had to choke down

6 - Hibberd - A bull to be feared

5 - TMac - Loved the intercept marks 

4 - Jiffy Garlett - Gives defenders nightmares

3 - Frost - Great rebound game

2 - Jetta - Most underrated player in the AFL

1 - Pedo - Should hold his spot

... look forward to see the 'embarassing records' thread finally get updated

... dare to dream

... buy a Melbourne membership for each year he commits.