Red But Mostly Blue

Yep and the absolute worst hair, hands down.

How will the Cats ever return to Optus? Are they ever going to rebound from this demoralising prelim loss? Are they going to add some more geriatrics next year to try and buy a flag? So many questions, I hope they ask Scott these questions incessantly next year. On that note, can't wait to see Scott's face. On the screen, in print, just anywhere really.

Oh, I'm pretty sure Goody and the boys will rewatch this prelim final 😂

I don't think any summary could do this game justice. A complete performance by the boys .Ruthless. Menacing. Relentless. Attributes not attached to us for too many years. We have belief. We are united. We have arrived. Importantly, we aren't done yet. Doggies, Port, doesn't matter - we're coming for you to reclaim our legacy & define the future. (Oh, have we beaten anyone yet?) Heart beats true. Go Dees 😍

I love that we're still running. I want us to manage ourselves of course, but this is great. Completely embarrassed the Cats. Can you say mental scars?

Look at our bench haha

I honestly can't remember the last Cats goal.

I like Hawkins face a lot more when his team is getting belted. Maybe like is strong, I just hate it less I guess. Good times.

I hope he knows it.

LOLLLLLLLL I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Bowey 😍

Maxxy should be filthy with himself. Got to kick those.

8.2 to 0.1 Not too bad, eh? This will scar them and worry others. Let's crank this, we've still got another gear. For so many years, the Cats did this sort of thing and never let up. We have to repay the favour and remind the old boys that despite their best efforts, they won't buy a GF.

Dirty dog Selwood

The desperation in the backline was sublime. I love that we're keeping them goalless.

I want to see more of Chris Scott's face.

Can't believe we're seeing this. I mean, I can, we've arrived. But this is a watershed moment. We're brutalising them. Toying with them. ANNIHILATING them. Message sent, Cats broken. Also, Max is POSSESSED!

Hahaha Salem had so much time he just stopped, took a look, smiled for the camera then passed. ... And Maxy is going nuts here. WOW

Hey how's the 4 headed monster going? Haven't seen it?!?? Also, #3 for Max!

Oh my god oh my god oh my god guys Do you know what's happening here? We're doing to them what they have done to us for so many years. 186, never forget.

THAT'S A CAPTAIN'S GOAL What does it say? Your time is over. We're here.

BahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brown goes BOOM! Another quick one and we're back to where we were. A reminder to the Cats that they're not getting anywhere near us tonight.

Goody seems somewhat confident with May. That's something! Here's hoping. We'll need him in the GF. But first things first, we need to get there. Quick goals please! Let's bury them quickly. Oliver will go boom now.

I'm filthy at the last 5 minutes, the missed chances and the umps. You don't give the Cats a look in. On the upside, the geriatrics have been run ragged, so I'm not sure they'll have the legs, but still. This game should have been put out of reach. We'll reset and come out breathing fire, but geez it's hard to wait until then. The HT wait is tough in these games