Deemented Are Go!

Now let's see if the media will focus on how crap Collingwood were or how well we played?!

A dangerous, if not foolish thread. It's over-zealous thinking like this that lost us the Essendon game. The one-week-at-a-time cliche is still totally appropriate for us at this stage.

So. Get on the Bread n Jam and head down the Frog n Toad to the Rubbiddy Dub for a few Richard Geres before the game. After said Sherbets, be sure to have a Snake's Hiss before going to the G. Grab a Dog's Eye with Dead Horse at quarter-time then you might need to brave the MCG dunnies for a Horse and Trap at half-time. If the Dees appear in more s**t than a Werribee Duck at three quarter-time you might be cracking the Jimmy Schmidts, But don't despair, the Rex Hunts still get the Colliwobbles and the Dees can give em the Lemonade and Sars!

Any thoughts on making sure Cloke the oaf doesn't get another bag against us to run himself into form? We know he's in poor form, but the thought of that scenario makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit. My confidence with both TMac and Dunny is shaky, and we know Roosy won't play Frost back....

Any update on Brayshaw, will he be 100% assuming he's the best replacement?

Out: Hogan (attitude adjustment)

The word is insulting. An insult to our faith, patience and trust. Someone said earlier they feel lied to - spot on. I'm a steadfast optimist but geez, gotta dig deep now after this embarrassment

Mate you saved me, cheers!

No Foxtel till the bloody 14th APRIL aaarrrrggghhhhh. No Gerard and Robbo either! Have to rely on the wireless...