Deemented Are Go!

15 mins into watching the game. Wow. Ball movement, spread, marking...all of it! So good. Then I saw Hunt and Pedo running laps while the game is on. THAT says it all to me...

Totally agree with this. And the friggin ‘yews’ in every gap of the verse. Goes for all teams. There ought to be a singing/chanting coach brought in. i really hate to say it, but the blues the other week nailed their song- proper tempo and no ‘yews’. Our boys have to lift

MELBOURNE has stamped its credentials as a legitimate premiership contender with a 91-point thumping of Adelaide in Alice Springs on Sunday afternoon. Afl.com match report. Jeezus!

[censored] is getting real .

Junk time, junk time, junk time!

The G is empty today, SWYL!

Can someone remind me what this thread is about ?

All that burning money...

Serious question - Does Tom Browne have dwarfism?

No [censored]

And don’t you love it

Lol, suck [censored] Jeelong, getting thumped by a bunch of drug cheat losers!

Just picture her relaxing in the verjuice bath, eyes closed, her flappy bingo wings gently bobbing around with the movement of the hot tub....

Why so early? Woulda thought the U16s would still be playing then!

Bloody hell just checked in for score already last quarter! What time did it start?!?!

Oh good god, no. Although I’ve met her plenty of times. She had an unhealthy obsession with verjuice. Like, she bathes in it.

Then I would’ve kicked him square in the bollocks. But seriously, he thought he was Pele but was slow as treacle and a hack kick.

Some of my tackles probably ended up looking like what you imagine. I’d had half a dozen stubbies before the game!

Let me tell you a story about Masterchef. My ex missus, a fairly well known chef, featured on the program in one of the early seasons. On one episode, contestants had to replicate her recipes for judging by the usual panel. On another, she was invited to be on the judging panel itself (a final IIRC). In the one where they cooked her food, she reckoned all but one actually executed the dish properly. That person got scored the lowest and was kicked off the show because they were obese or ethnic or whatever compromised ratings. In the one where she was a judge, she reckoned one particular dish was just awful. Inedible. Especially after the food sits there for 2 hours whilst they prepare for the next segment. Anyway, she says to Georgie and his pals she’s gonna generously give the plate of [censored] a ‘2’. Whilst the rest of the gang agreed the dish was rubbish, the producers forced her to score a ‘6’! Now for those who have worked in hospitality, it’s needless to say that when a group of chefs (there were some others on the judging panel that episode) are bored and have time to kill, they may find ways to...indulge! So a few sheets to the wind and naturally rebellious, my ex missus brushed off the tap on the shoulder from the producers and scored a ‘2’ anyway. They had to re do the whole scene again! The powers that be manipulating the judiciary to the benefit of select individuals or parties - sounds like the AFL/mro/tribunal, ay? Masterchef is a bloody nonsense and has created a phenomenon of starry eyed, entitled bed-wetters of thinking they have some rite of passage to become a celebrity chef. Shut the [censored] up, put down your tweezers and get in the corner and peel 60kg of carrots, kid, there’s a queue of 50 people from all nationalities and desperate personal situations to take your job, you little [censored]. I hope Chunk won’t be forced to lie. No one deserves that. And for the record, I played against George Colombarus in an inter-restaurant charity soccer game. I’m 6”2 and was playing as a defender on Georgie. He thought he was quick, but my long legs were wrapped around him all day like an alien on Sigourney Weaver’s god dam face. After yet another intercept (with plenty of niggle) he cracked the [censored] and had a sook to the umpire. Then he gave me a mouthful and moved position! In a bloody charity game! Grade A jerk. We won 2-1.

A flibberty-jibbet, a will-o’-the-wisp, a clown.

Tim Smith

Carn Dees! Cant wait for JV to be back! Thanks as always to @Drunkn167 and @KC from Casey for the updates and commentary, much appreciated! ✌?

SUCK [censored] BUMMERS

See him mouthing off to the ump after the siren just now?!

@WERRIDEE is it at Casey or box hill?