—coach—

HAVE THE SHOT MELKSHAM FFS

Where the f u c k are our small forward for Christ sake

See how their small forwards operate? We should try that

And/or kick it to one of our blokes

ARE WE WEARING SMOOTH SOLED SHOES? FFS KEEP YOUR FEET!

Hibbed definitely having ongoing hammy problems

Nice tackle from the weid

Getting sick of sides managing to kick long bombs from anywhere

Yeah looks like just cramp

Hibbed just hurt his hammy

Please kick this edit: thank you

Quite simple really, keep working like we are we will win, drop the effort for half a quarter and they will kick 6 unanswered goals and that will be the game

Seriously how do you not make the distance from there Trac

[censored] common and make one of these snaps pay

Getting sick of the non controlling ump making decisions on thinks that are 70m away from him

Time to tag rioli

No it wont, we will just take it up the arse like we always do

Great kick Brayshaw! we look much better when we just chip it around until an option presents

STOP [censored] HANDBALLING IT TOO THEM

All in all we owned that quarter. Once they got a clean break it was a goal, we fought hard for every score. 4 goals 4 to 3 straight, hope inaccuracy doesn’t cost us again.

Kicking ourselves ouT of it again

[censored] somebody go for the ball!

Getting too fancy now. Winning early due to intelligent decisions, now just frantically hand balling

HARMSY!!,!,!

Well here we are once again folks, destiny in our hands, hostile territory, pressure turned up to a million. This could very well be the making of this team, or it could be just another moment when we fold like we have done so many times before. If we’re looking for omens, wifey and I palmed off the little ones to my parents for the weekend and we went out to see the new mission impossible last night (ripping good fun by the way). On the way out I spied one of those skill testers. This was the skill tester of oversized variety with a mega claw and giant stuffed animals in it. Fancying myself as pretty skillfull, I dropped my $2 into the machine which bought just once chance! Sent the claw into action, positioned it over the toy I was after (yes I’m a fully grown man going after a giant stuffed toy like it was a powertool, what of it!), hit the button while the wife was trying to give directions (which I was successfully ignoring), and bam the claw wrapped its mechanical force around a giant Skye dog from Paw Patrol and dropped it neatly into the chute! It was clinical, it was a result against the odds, it was a rare display of high level skill from yours truely. If we think of myself as the team today and my kids elation when they see their new toy as the members, then that is all the omens I need, to know that today we win, and win handsomely. GO DEMONS, DAMN THOSE DRUG TAKING HEATHENS TO THE FIRES OF HELL AND RISE, RISE RISE TO MEET THE GLORY OF FINALS FOOTBALL THE TEAM OF THE RED AND THE BLUE!!!