Monocology

We're not back yet - but we're getting there.

Terrible game - are we still 'banged up'?? Hmmm.

Disco 'It's Good to Deeee Alive, It's Good to Deeee Alive' Turner ❤️ - do we have a Tom Papley 2.0 on our hands? 

Like when Gawn gets tired of seeing his craft continually go to waste, decides to start roving his own ball & booting it forward. [censored] starts to happen for us.

Midfeild - Mumma Mia!!

https://youtu.be/QTIhiyurWEc?si=t6ciCzV3EFA2tp9B

4 hours ago, Fat Tony said:

If we win the midfield battle

.....the trailing department this year for mine. 

God - give us something this year. 

Special-needs goal kicking v corrupted maggots 

All about the coin - yet another reminder. 

The league should give Collingwood a break from trips to Geelong next season also ..... 

Really hard to believe. Thug act 

'Sit tight' 🙄

Lice-set - someone show him how to hold the footy properly please

Spray town & we let them take it. 

We must collect ourselves - hard road now but still believe in us this year. 

Rain all Hell Demons. 

Kiss (... or rather 'Kizz' for the diehards) proving divisive. Worthy of own thread, or maybe 'lands first ever referendum?? 

4 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

this band really needs a lot of explosions and a very dark arena to pull the whole thing off. 

That's pretty much my dating strategy in a nutshell.

Just wheel them on stage unplugged & play the 'Dynasty' album over the PA system. 

Now if 'Kiss' isn't incentive enough to get to big dance, I don't know what is. 🤟

Barely noticed torrential rain v Tigers, due to our goal avalanche. I promise to pay more attention Thursday.  

4 hours ago, Webber said:

Think of it as resting the foot. An abundance of caution. I would remind everyone also that when he came back on the ground on Sunday, he was totally unhindered and kicked 3 more goals. And he left the ground that way at the siren. Relax. 

'Relax'?? Webber was this post meant for Demonland? 

The Mon will be looking down upon you all, as usual - from Level 4.

This team have gears & burners again - cannot wait for Thursday fortnight.

Devo'd for Jake though. 

4 minutes ago, layzie said:

Trent Rivers might be our best player right now on form 

To quote Richie Bernard, when asked what suit he'd like to wear out of the cream, the white, the ivory or the beige?

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'Yes'. 

Dramatic finish sees Spain through. Huge night tomorrow for the Tillies & hoping they bury the poms. Get on this thing l'anders! 

Yes we'll miss Petty but need more from mids in stoppages, Vines aside. Hated our cute floaty kicks that get intercepted. Loved Rivers. 

Not all on JJ, sloppiest we've been for years. 

Hatched they've until chickens your count don't.