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Maybe they just liked the rum and the sodomy, the lash even. Strange place, British Australia.

Two friends of mine visited the site yesterday, just co-incidentally. Neither of them are Leftie communist radical or feminist. One is a health professional, the other a curator at a golf club. Just normal ordinary folks who were quite appalled and moved. One of them pointed out that the killers were actually brought to trial by white fellas.

Ah well, faulty just about covers the spectrum. All the best, bro.

MAYBE i CAN TALK YOU INTO CHANGING YOUR NAME TO 'FAULTY DIETS.'

I protesteth too much. See you soon. I'd prefer Airlie, I have a sneaking suspicion the coffee might be better. I'll bring some wine to go with roasted animals.

Anyway, how's the weather in Morinbah? I'll drive the 2000 odd ks to visit. We can play bowls. go to the RSI and watch Donald on TV. I hear the chicko rolls are very good in Moronbah...

Don't watch it. How do you cope with a mental midget who controls the most evil empire in the history of the world? Do you root for him?

No FD. I've just had a gutful of lies spread by lunatic warmongers who have not learnt one lesson from history.

Pot calling kettle black. You make opening gambit that anyone who isn't straight has a mental disorder. My point is a sexual orientation does nobody any harm whereas the hatred and love of war which comes from the slimy gobs of those creepy dudes I mentioned spreads hate, misery and pain.

Tony Abbott, Pauline Hanson, Malcolm Turnbull: Hatemonegers, Liars, Psychopaths, Warmongers. MENTAL DISORDERS!!!

Good to see you dudes protecting the greatest Oz Cricketer who was, after all, a German...

I'd rather that - if that's what boys and girls want to do - than pay for the other crap I mentioned.

Get him. he's a German. Neitz, Mueller, Schwartz, I could go on.

Jaysus, don't talk to me about wasting tax payers' money. Look at the third rate Malcolm Turnbulldust has churned out for us, look at the money spent on Tony Abbottoir's joy flights, Bromwyn's helicpoter, Barnaby's pork barrel relocation, we won't even mention the billions spent on concentration camps on Manus Island and Nauru.

T'would make my day if he came to the Demons.

Not sure about the 'injecting a dose of whatever' aspect. Sounds as dodgy as.

Playing cricket wasn't much chop either...

Didn't qualify game-wise. Simple.

peace, bro, was trying to be funny. Like cracking a joke at a funeral, I know. ( Happened to me once, I couldn't stop laughing. )

If they do most of them will be wondering why you didn't get a real life after all. Sorry, them's the facts. It's a game of AFL football, doctored, twisted, manipulated, they don't bounce the ball till the Ads are done etc etc, in other words, we live in an imperfect world. Get over it. Take up bushwalking, nordic skiing, Yoga, Mindfullness, get a subscription to a gym instead of foxtel. Take up scuba diving..

Have you been detoxed or had that Keith-like blood transfusion yet? You're in the wrong century, on the wrong planet, again. What are you putting on your cucumber sandwiches? Maybe you caught an infection after your last Brazilian??Has your Pimms been spiked? Are you aware the snow on Buller will melt soon? Is your pin number for the Cayman Island account with the Commonwealth still active? Do you even know the name of the Cellar master at the Melbourne Club? What day is it?

This makes very interesting reading as Captain Schultz would say. Or was it Maxwell? The bottom line is the AFL mafia can tinker with the draft and bailouts all they like. It WILL NOT be an even competition until they make the draw an even proposition and not a lottery - god knows how they'll do that - till the 6 day break anomaly is evened out and the draw doesn't simply favour teams who pull the biggest crowds.

Heard Paul Roos on The Conversation Hour with Epstein today. He said if you'd told a Demon supporter at the beginning of the year we'd win 12 games and end with a percentage of 105 he'd take that. He also pointed out the huge impact the loss of Jones, Gawn, Viney and Hogan made ( not to mention how they all struggled for a few weeks when they got back ) and, last but not least, that on most weekends we fielded the youngest side in the competition. He then said if Melbourne doesn't perform next year, then we'll be able to legitimately complain.

Warner is a flat track spud killer.

Hibberd and Jetta, if you don't mind.