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All the brownies except the Palestinians.

The list is saturated enough already, enough already, I repeat, with blokes who can't kick to a target, unless, like Tyson, it's to an opposition, player with pinpoint bloody accuracy.

What a great articulate, considered and smart dude. A great footballer as well. Kudos, Allan, it was a pleasure watching you play, just as much pleasure listening to you..

?????? WTF?

Spineless indeed until you have a reliable go-between: apparently there are many in Sydney.

I've heard it was to do with certain things we aren't allowed to mention but it was to do with strikes, right up your alley, go bash a union...if you get my drift...hint hint

Boo Hoo. I'll miss his silky skills.

Your postie obviously delivers on the Sabbath.

If Marlon is Biffen I understand your love for Jack. Say no more. I love Jack for other reasons: I think he plays good footy for the MFC. Having said that if he's gotta go, he's gotta go. As Iggy said, you've got to deal with the real. The 'real' is that Watts has become a scapegoat, a scapegoat who I'm afraid may come back to haunt us. I wish him luck. I like his attitude to life. ( There is also a part of me which acknowledges he's probably never had to struggle to achieve anything. That's probably the craw which has made Goodwin come unstuck. Goodwin had to fight for everything. A classic case of the street-fighting man's envy of the naturally talented. Also a classic case of the differences in the priorities of human beings. To some mere mortals AFL or any other sport is not everything. There's also the beach, the love of being with friends, the sheer joy of being talented and able to enjoy life. I doubt Mr JW has enjoyed much of his time under the scrutiny of the likes of Demonland supporters, let alone the scrutiny of the Goodwin's of the world. )

Give me Chablis over prem-oxidised White Buggery every time.

Do you like your wantons fried or steamed?

They tried: nobody was half interested after DDiligentia.

Also, why are they all wearing tourniquets around their necks? Surely they couldn't all have nicked their necks while shaving?

An even bigger question: Barossa or Mclaren Vale?

A high flyer, then....

Who is the spectaulared dude twixt Dawes and Gawn?

A mane and his horse are soon parted.

Well said, Mr Goffy. Couldn't have put it better myself. I hope like hell that the bigots and idiots who are the basis of the no vote get their comeuppance. I wonder if the yes vote gets up and the politicians have the guts to follow the yes majority in parliament, the same bigots and idiots will be the first to whinge about the waste of millions of dollars. I'd rather they whinged about the thousands of millions spent on concentration camps in Nauru and Manus.

Ingrateful, perhaps.

Nope, never said that. Ever. My mother was in a Soviet labour camp from October 1944 until April 1947. 12 hours a day, rotating shifts, most of the inmates died from malnutrition or typhoid or sheer exhaustion. My father's first gig with the Wermacht after he was conscripted in February 1941, when he turned 17 was Stalingrad I've never had a truck with the commies. Never had a truck with any totalitarian regime. Never had a truck for people who believe the history they are impregnated with from birth by the likes of the great mass murderer Churchill.

Read Tolstoy's two books: The Minister and the Massacres', and 'The victims of Yalta'. The British general who handed over various denominations of Slavs - Russians, Croats, Chetniks, Serbs who weren't Commises - to Tito's killers and Stalin's henchmen was rather oblivious to the slaughter of the men women and children he handed over, though it happened within ear shot. The General - Lord Aldington - sued Tolstoy for libel. His case was 'he was only following orders'. The suit was found in the good lord's favour, as it should, after all it is westminster justice...

That was because he knew the' I was only following orders' get out clause only applied to the allies.

must be more comfortable ways to get a tan

Nothing could frighten that great man. Especially when the drugs were good.

Don't whatever you do light up a Benson and Hedge or a joint or a pipe.