I spent 7 minutes investigating your story and believe charges are warranted for bring this thread into disrepute.
We can conduct a hearing to hear you defence to the allegation which we from this threat have an open mind to your guilt or innocence.
However after we find your guilty of the charges we can negotiate the following penalties:
Plead Not Guilty and receive a 12 day suspension from this thread with a $100 fine, or
Plead Guilty and receive 12 minute suspension from the thread and a $0.60 fine with no record conviction.
The choice is entirely up to you.