DemonFrog

Merry Christmas one and all.

Uncle, have you booked an appointment or two in the American Man Cave? Do they also serve Australian style bananas smoothie?

Mrs Frog loves her CC and Dry, but it can only be in a glass container.

CC and dry is a girly drink?

No bananas for soft AFL players. They should only get a weekend at Romsey with Uncle Bitters and his household of blue haired ladies. Perms, manicures, facials, massagers and other girly hair treatments YES! Bananas NO! If only we could bring back real football players like John Duckworth.

The Beach?

OD I just read the cancellation of the Melbourne FC Boot Camp by the players. Can I withdraw my prediction of a 2018 Melbourne Premiership? I now think it will take us at least five years to get rid of all the soft players the Club had accumulated over the years. My new prediction is that the Melbourne FC will finish 9th or below in 2018. The players are clearly not hungry enough for a Grand Final win.

We don't server people from Romsey here?

Can we blame Uncle Bitters for killing the author?

I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

Tell her to come to the light and join Melbourne. Better still a Melbourne membership for Christmas. It is never too late to show her how much you care.

Two premiership in a row (2018 and 2019)?

2018 will have great rewards for the MFC!

There a reason why I live 1,000km from home!

I thought Milo was a chocolate drink?

2018 here we come! Premiership year.

Just goes to show what drinking too many banana smoothies will do!

I think that I am on the same schedule. But this is our Premiership year, so which game/s should I attend?

The only true GODS are pagan! Or at least that what a North Melbourne (Kangaroo) supporter believes. To me it's not about the GODS, as it is all about the DEMONS!

I was planning to head east in 2018 to watch a live AFL game or two. However, after seeing all the flood damage may be that not a good idea? Victoria clearly needs time to rebuild!

I heard Mr Bitters has upset the gods again. 40 days and nights of rain will be his punishment. The upside is free water for everyone. But living under Lake Romsay may be a problem. Mr Bitters you need to follow the rules and live by the norms of deceit society.

Your not an Aye Aye fan?

More importantly, how many Melbourne supporters live there?

All this talk about Mexicans will just upset my dad, may he rest in peace. But there can never be enough frogs. Cockroach Frogs, Mexican Frogs, Crow Eating Frogs are all welcome.

It reminded me of my time in Madagascar. Loved the Aye Aye.