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Training Sessions Date: Thursday, 28 February Session start time: 10.00am Location: Gosch's Paddock, Olympic Bvd, Melbourne We'd love a report from any attendees.

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A little refresher.

There is an Open Session listed for Thursday. Upcoming Men's Training Sessions Date: Thursday, 28 February Session start time: 10.00am Location: Gosch's Paddock, Olympic Bvd, Melbourne @Satyriconhome was there a "craft work" session this morning?

It's the Kiss of Death.

Based on his 2018 prediction results we will win the premiership this year.

Mark Robinson BIG CALL “Gillon McLachlan departs at season’s end, Brendon Gale to be the AFL’s next CEO.” Top 8 Collingwood Richmond Melbourne West Coast Essendon Adelaide GWS North Melbourne Premier: Collingwood Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Nat Fyfe Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Izak Rankine David King BIG CALL “The new kick-in rule sends scoring spiralling down — the complete reverse of what was desired.” Top 8 Melbourne Richmond Adelaide Essendon Collingwood North Melbourne Geelong West Coast Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Nat Fyfe Coleman: Tom McDonald Rising Star: Sam Walsh Sam Edmund BIG CALL “Essendon snaps the longest finals drought in the AFL, saluting in September for the first time since 2004 .” Top 8 Richmond Melbourne West Coast Collingwood Essendon GWS North Melbourne Adelaide Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Josh Kelly Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Will Setterfield Mick Malthouse BIG CALL “Expect Collingwood to scoop most of the awards this season .” Top 8 Collingwood West Coast Richmond Essendon North Melbourne GWS Adelaide Geelong Premier: Collingwood Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Brodie Grundy Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Sam Walsh Glenn McFarlane BIG CALL “Bombers to finally win a finals match, its first since way back in 2004 when Andy McGrath was six.” Top 8 Collingwood Richmond Melbourne West Coast Essendon GWS Adelaide Hawthorn Premier: Collingwood Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Steele Sidebottom Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Sam Walsh Lauren Wood BIG CALL “It all — finally — comes together for Joe Daniher and Jesse Hogan, who each boot 50 goals.” Top 8 West Coast Collingwood Melbourne GWS Essendon Sydney Richmond North Melbourne Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Max Gawn Coleman: Ben Brown Rising Star: Darcy Fogarty Jay Clark BIG CALL “North Melbourne breaks its big-fish trading drought when it lands Josh Kelly on the back of a Brownlow Medal.” Top 8 Melbourne Collingwood West Coast Richmond GWS Adelaide Essendon Sydney Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Josh Kelly Coleman: Tom Lynch (Rich) Rising Star: Sam Walsh Scott Gullan BIG CALL “Youngest AFL coach appointed. We follow everything from the US and Sean McVay coaching the LA Rams in a Super Bowl at the age of 33 means youth will be the word for the next round of AFL coaching vacancies.” Top 8 Collingwood Melbourne Richmond Adelaide Essendon West Coast Geelong Port Adelaide Premier: Collingwood Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Patrick Cripps Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Sam Walsh Rebecca Williams BIG CALL “Questions mount about the move into the Gold Coast as pain for the expansion team continues” Top 8 Richmond West Coast Collingwood Melbourne Essendon Geelong GWS Adelaide Premier: Richmond Wooden Spoon: Carlton Brownlow: Patrick Dangerfield Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Sam Walsh Jon Ralph BIG CALL “The AFL’s rules will have significant teething problems but still create a more flowing game and a spike of two goals per team.” Top 8 Richmond Adelaide Collingwood West Coast Melbourne Sydney Geelong Essendon Premier: Richmond Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Patrick Cripps Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Jack Lukosius Reece Homfray BIG CALL “Steven May finally gives Melbourne a lockdown defender for the Kennedys and Hawkinses of the AFL and the Demons’ midfield can challenge for the flag.” Top 8 West Coast Adelaide Richmond Melbourne Collingwood Sydney Essendon Port Adelaide Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: Carlton Brownlow: Dustin Martin Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Izak Rankine Michelangelo Rucci BIG CALL “AFL to revamp final series with bye weekend making way for wildcard games for teams ranked from seventh to 10th.” Top 8 Richmond Adelaide Essendon West Coast Melbourne Geelong Collingwood Hawthorn Premier: Richmond Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Patrick Cripps Coleman: Jack Riewoldt Rising Star: Izak Rankine JON ANDERSON BIG CALL “The rule changes will prove a resounding success, while Melbourne will achieve premiership glory for the first time in 55 years.” Top 8 Melbourne Richmond Collingwood Essendon West Coast GWS Port Adelaide Hawthorn Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Patrick Cripps Coleman: Tom Lynch (Rich) Rising Star: Darcy Fogarty Mick Warner BIG CALL “Greater Western Sydney midfielder Josh Kelly to stay put.” Top 8 Melbourne Richmond Collingwood West Coast GWS Adelaide Essendon Geelong Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: St Kilda Brownlow: Nat Fyfe Coleman: Tom Lynch (Rich) Rising Star: Sam Walsh Tyson Goldsack BIG CALL “The new kick-in rule change, albeit small, makes a large difference and will be scrapped for 2020.” Top 8 Collingwood Richmond Adelaide Melbourne GWS West Coast Port Adelaide Geelong Premier: Collingwood Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Steele Sidebottom Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Izak Rankine Chris Cavanagh BIG CALL “The end of an era. Sydney to miss finals for the first time since 2009 as Lance Franklin’s hopes of winning a third premiership fade.” Top 8 Richmond West Coast Essendon Adelaide Collingwood Melbourne Geelong GWS Premier: Richmond Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Dustin Martin Coleman: Tom Lynch (Rich) Rising Star: Izak Rankine Daniel Hoyne BIG CALL “With an easy draw and an injury-free season, expect the Crows to feature late in September” Top 8 Melbourne Richmond Adelaide Collingwood Geelong West Coast Essendon GWS Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Clayton Oliver Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Izak Rankine Gilbert Gardiner BIG CALL “Gary Ablett to retire before the end of the season.” Top 8 Richmond Collingwood Melbourne Essendon West Coast GWS Adelaide North Melbourne Premier: Richmond Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Dustin Martin Coleman: Ben Brown Rising Star: Isaac Quaynor Eliza Sewell BIG CALL “It’s been too long at Collingwood without a tattooed matchwinner named Dayne/Dane. Problem rectified.” Top 8 Collingwood West Coast Richmond Melbourne Geelong GWS Essendon North Melbourne Premier: Collingwood Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Dayne Beams Coleman: Tom Lynch (Rich) Rising Star: Sam Walsh Sam Landsberger BIG CALL “Brett Ratten will be coaching St Kilda by Round 12.” Top 8 Melbourne Richmond Adelaide West Coast Essendon Collingwood GWS North Melbourne Premier: Melbourne Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Marcus Bontempelli Coleman: Ben Brown Rising Star: Izak Rankine Mick McGuane BIG CALL “With the new kick-in rule we will see a more “fold back” defensive set-up with a mindset of midfield coverage.” Top 8 West Coast Richmond Collingwood Melbourne GWS Essendon Sydney Geelong Premier: Collingwood Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Josh Kelly Coleman: Josh Kennedy (WC) Rising Star: Sam Walsh Devon Smith BIG CALL “My Essendon teammate Dylan Shiel to win the Brownlow this year.” Top 8 Richmond West Coast Melbourne Essendon Collingwood GWS Geelong Adelaide Premier: Richmond Wooden Spoon: Gold Coast Brownlow: Dylan Shiel Coleman: Jeremy Cameron Rising Star: Izak Rankine The Wash Up 1st: 6 Premiers: 9 Brownlow: Max Gawn 1 Clayton Oliver 1 Coleman: Tom McDonald 1 Predictably Mick Malthouse was the only one to predict us missing the 8.

Do you think players should be able to express themselves and wear whatever they want as they arrive to the ground or should they be forced to wear club attire? This obviously follows the trend of American sport stars which many of today's players idolise. No surprise that Dangerfield wants to express himself.

Happy Birthday Ron Barassi Jr.

You can run but you can't hide.

FYI - Clicking the link in those Evil Place boxes takes you directly to the linked articles website. * https://www.sen.com.au/news/2019/02/26/wallaces-three-major-issues-the-demons-need-to-solve-in-2019/ * Unknown if it steals all of your data for the Evil Place en route

Lever Inconsistency Inexperienced Key Position Players

Fixed it for you. Welcome to Demonland. Barassi?

According to Wikipedia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Seecamp He later played at Ainslie in the ACTAFL and has taken part in E. J. Whitten Legends Games.

Another area of concern raised recently was the amount of players dodging tests. Surely test dodgers, in particular repeat offenders, should be treated harshly too.

26 Days until the Demons take the field for Round 1. 23 days until the Extended Bench team is picked for Round 1. I don't believe that he has trained with the main group this preseason.