Round 1 is junk time

I agree with Gerard Whately - round 1 is junk time. The boys can turn everything around but it's too early to experiment with the players just yet.

Here are the facts:

1) Davey isn't a midfielder's a...hole. He doesn't have a clue. Put the boy back in the square.

2) Miller is better as a forward, that's where he's played his better games.

3) Dutchy must play - there are too many tall forwards out there that need a strong tall attending to them.

4) Petterd is not a backman, he must play on the wing.

5) Fast track Frawley - he looked quite good last year. Colin Garland is not ready.

6) Bruce and Green must be given free licence to roam, don't make them tag, they are too creative.

Also, a couple of other things:

Will Bartram, Rivers and Whelan ever play again?

and...

Hello Deefan!!! How is my sparring partner travelling?

Take care,

Jumbo