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HOW [censored] IS DANIHER AND OUR LEADERSHIP....

CLEAR THE [censored] OUT OF OUR FORWARD LINE AND PUT THEM IN ESSENDONS FORWARD LINE.........

OUR FORWARD LINE IS CROWDED, THERES IS OPEN..

ITS NOT HARD FOR A COACH TO WORK OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS...

POOR SELECTION AGAIN..

U CAN NOT EXPEXT TO WIN WHEN U HAVE BROWN, WHEATLEY AND GODFREY IN THE SAME TEAM WITH DANIHER COACHING.

 
HOW [censored] IS DANIHER AND OUR LEADERSHIP....

CLEAR THE [censored] OUT OF OUR FORWARD LINE AND PUT THEM IN ESSENDONS FORWARD LINE.........

OUR FORWARD LINE IS CROWDED, THERES IS OPEN..

ITS NOT HARD FOR A COACH TO WORK OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS...

POOR SELECTION AGAIN..

U CAN NOT EXPEXT TO WIN WHEN U HAVE BROWN, WHEATLEY AND GODFREY IN THE SAME TEAM WITH DANIHER COACHING.

I'll say exactly what I replied to Jarka on 'Game Thread'.

Aren't you a sour one?

Cool it for an hour and a half, could ya. Then he wont be your problem any more and you won't be his.

I'll say exactly what I replied to Jarka on 'Game Thread'.

Aren't you a sour one?

Cool it for an hour and a half, could ya. Then he wont be your problem any more and you won't be his.

I'll say the same thing that I said in the other thread, this is the 2nd funniest thing I've ever read on demonland, how could he possibly be Daniher's problem?

 

ward - pathetic - selfish - uncountable

bruce - shocking disposal (despite good goal)

sylvia - hmmmm

Nietz - leave him won out in the goal square

Melbourne - Not going forward with any purpose

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