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On 3/4/2019 at 7:43 PM, Mazer Rackham said:

like: beer

 

dislike: is that like not liking something? it is? in that case i dislike not having beer

 

like: drinking

 

dislike: not drinking. unless it's eating nuts or chips in which case i start drinking

 

like: getting drunk

 

dislike: not getting drunk

 

like: being drunk

 

dislike: getting .... what's the opposite of being drunk? disdrunk? undrunk? i don't know. whatever it is-- no ... no .. whatever it is ... i don't like it. i even dislike it.

 

like: footy

 

dislike: uvver sports. unless it's footy. then i like it. but this is about things i dislike. running out of beer, not having any beer. you know. things like that.

like: beer. did i say that already? you sure, mate?

 

another like: essadan. and james hird. by jeez, james hird. now i feel like another beer.

 

like: writing about footy. except the writing part. that should be a dislike thing. except i get paid. that's the bit i do like.

 

dislike: not having money. you ever wake up and you've got no money but lots of empties and old betting tickets?  i have. and i dislike that. then i have to write some more. and i dislike that too. it's enough to drive a man to drink. oh, and i like james hird too. put that in. whose shout is it? yours? thought so.

 

 

 

 

Only thing missing is his hand over his mouth as he is speaking

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