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Melbourne Anonymous

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Hi my name is Larry. 

I have had my problem for 30 years. It started as a pre teenager, hanging around with the wrong crowd. It’s when I started dee supporting. I knew at the time it was wrong but did it at the start for a bit of fun and risk taking.

Problem is it developed into a membership phase and I started wearing paraphernalia. And at the lowest point I , I got number plates. People labelled me from then on. Life became really difficult. The past 12 years I really hit the skids, it was like I was someone else, living in other reality. I sold things to attend games and functions. Oh the embarrassment of it all.

Recently I was put onto Melbourne Anonymous by a guy called Paul, Paul Roos. I thought finally I could break this viscous cycle but recently it has haunted me. I don’t know what to do. It could ruin me and my family. I must be strong and say no!

This is just one of many sad stories. If you require help call

1800- God - damn -you -dees

Edited by Dirts

 

OH you poor SOB

Now this is resonance!!

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