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Gerard Whately is a Moron

Barney Rubble
in Melbourne Demons

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7 minutes ago, layzie said:

Just watching the re-run of the 360 special that was on tonight. Jack did his rascal of the year segment and the winner was this girl at a darts comp with an  ‘I love Gerard Whately’ sign in the crowd. 

I wish I could just put a video clip here because I really can’t explain what happened next when they asked her some questions. If you can watch it somehow do it, I honestly can’t do it justice. 

Come on layzie out with it! Can’t find it online anywhere. 

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    Her name was Heidi and they just cut to her saying she was the one who had the sign etc and Robbo comes out and boldly asks “So Heidi, why do you love Gerard?” 

    Without missing a beat she says promptly: “He’s the thinking woman’s crumpet”. *Everyone laughs*

    ”I mean let’s face it when you hear the dulcet tones of Gerard Whately crooning into your lounge room each night it’s like, it’s like chocolate velvet washes all over you.”

    The look on Gerard, you just had to see it..

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    28 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Her name was Heidi and they just cut to her saying she was the one who had the sign etc and Robbo comes out and boldly asks “So Heidi, why do you love Gerard?” 

    Without missing a beat she says promptly: “He’s the thinking woman’s crumpet”. *Everyone laughs*

    ”I mean let’s face it when you hear the dulcet tones of Gerard Whately crooning into your lounge room each night it’s like, it’s like chocolate velvet washes all over you.”

    The look on Gerard, you just had to see it..

    I must see it!

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    30 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Her name was Heidi and they just cut to her saying she was the one who had the sign etc and Robbo comes out and boldly asks “So Heidi, why do you love Gerard?” 

    Without missing a beat she says promptly: “He’s the thinking woman’s crumpet”. *Everyone laughs*

    ”I mean let’s face it when you hear the dulcet tones of Gerard Whately crooning into your lounge room each night it’s like, it’s like chocolate velvet washes all over you.”

    The look on Gerard, you just had to see it..

    Hilarious!

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    Just now, layzie said:

    Do it if you can. Worth seeing. 

    Not on YouTube yet but hopefully tomorrow. 

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