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Saints Demons Tigers Walk Into A Bar

MrBurns
in Melbourne Demons

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For anyone curious...there's a new Footy Podcast on Wednesday nights which poos on the others:

'A Saint, A Demon and a Tiger Walk Into A Bar':

http://opesh3k.wix.com/saint-demon-tiger

Or check out the Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1558932327729916/?fref=nf

Demon related discussions from last episode:

1) Daniel 'Stannis' Cross future resigning: is it worth it?

2) Big Treebeard Gawn: future of Melbourne's ruck and who will be his hobbits? (Viney, Jones)

3) Fantasy Football: for those of us who can relate to imagining playing for the Dees on local footy ovals during our formative years!

4) The likelihood that the Saints will just continue to beat us: NOT LIKELY! (Starting with this weekend)

Feel free to post thoughts, feedback, discussion points up here...the Tigerland peeps have been getting around it and I need backup for the red and blue!

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    "The Saint says, F*** THAT HURT!!! The Demon says, who put that there? The Tiger says, orta be a law against it."

    That reminds me of the one about the Saint, the Demon, the Tiger, the Irishman, Ronald Reagan, and the Pope. And they're all on the Titanic.

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    Reckon Treebeard can direct his taps AWAY from Jack Stevens this week? Fingers crossed...

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