Well I'm sorry to break everyone away from the "who are we going to pick up during trade week/who should we draft" talk but i thought i would push this question out to Demonland to see if i could really have a fun Grand Final Day.

I'm having a few friends over for a Grand Final BBQ/Drinks etc day and one of the people coming is a massive Essendrug supporter. So big in fact that i have to watch what i say around him because he knows i like to dig at him. Another friend coming is a Kiwi with little if any knowledge of the game. He is also a stirrer and thinks it would be funny to sit there and ask my Essendrug supporter friend questions throughout the game.

Apart from the obvious questions about the last two years involving the meth lab, does anyone else have any questions that they have been asked that are either annoying or just plain stupid.

My plan is to not mention the Drug saga myself but have him grumpy through a proxy..

obvious starting point is to enquire where Essendon finished on the ladder and why is it that they had more wins than the two clubs above them

How about some banter like:

Kiwi [to Essendrug]: Ey bru, what do you call those guys at either ends?

Essendrug: Forwards and defenders

Kiwi: Ey bru. what do you call those guys in the middle?

Essendrug: Midfielders

Kiwi: Ey bru, what do you call Essendon?

You [innocently walking past]: A hird of drug cheats [walk away like a boss]

Kiwi [to Essendrug]: Where did you guys finish this year?

Essendrug: 9th

Kiwi: Guess the drugs didn't work ey Bru (the inaccuracy about wrong years, sanctions ect will [censored] Essendrug off)

You [to Kiwi]: Who's your favourite team?

Kiwi: Oh defs Carlton Bru!