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Collingwood Jokes

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Alan Didak is taking Sunicrust to court. He claims they are using his signature on top of their hot cross buns!

 

Just for something different a Collingfilth fan goes in to Centrelink trying to get more money. She is interviewed by one of the staff who asks the question, "How many kids do you have?"

She replies, "9 - all boys."

He says, "What are their names?"

She says, "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan & Nathan!"

He says, "Why are they all called Nathan?"

She says, "I named them all after Nathan Buckley.'

He says, "Doesn't that make things difficult around the house?

She says, "No it makes it easier. When I want them to come inside, I yell, "Nathan, come inside" and they all come inside. When I want them to stop smoking, I yell, "Nathan, put that cigarette out" and they all put them out.

He says, "Well what happens if you want to talk to them individually?"

She says, "Then I call them by their LAST names!"

australian government has just struck a deal with the USA.

Asylum seekers will now be sent to arizona... First plane load went this week

 

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