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Grand Final Standing Room Memories

Allus Monk
in Melbourne Demons

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For those "lucky" enough to have experienced the bad old standing room days, what's the best/worst you've seen?

Mine was a Hawthorn supporter, I think in 78, who had a garden hose running down his pants so he could relieve himself without losing his spot. Worked OK. Only problem was when some blokes around him realised what was going on, and surreptitiously stood on the end of the hose and waited.

The inevitable rupturing of the system was something to behold. Suffice to say it blew at the top end. The hose was last seen being flung, full of urine, into the next bay. Probably landed on some poor kid.

Absolutely true story.

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