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A Demonland wish list

Guest petjud
Guest petjud
in Melbourne Demons

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1. I would like us to win games but not too many........don't forget the draft picks

2. I would like Bruce, Bate, Newton, Jamar, Wheatley, Whelan, McDonald, Dunn and whoever else I think has a bad game in the next few weeks delisted at the end of the season.....don't worry about keeping any experience....Jack is on his way

3. I would like the next player who puts a couple of good games together in the VFL to be rushed straight into the side in a key position....even if it isn't the one he was traded/drafted for

4. I wish DB would actually listen to what I say.....my coaching record speaks for itself.....

5. I want us to be active trading, look what a great bargain we got in Meesen, although I always had doubts about him.....

6. I wish other posters on Demonland would respect my opinions, what would they know about football anyway...

......and now what else could I put forward as Fantasy Fooitball........

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    It would be stupid to delist Bate when he has trade value. You Sir would make a cr@p coach

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    It would be stupid to delist Bate when he has trade value. You Sir would make a cr@p coach

    Freak it is humour.........it is irony.....you know taking the creases out of clothes.....sigh...

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    comment/statement/judgement on the posters on Demonland.....

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    u say this yet your number 1 point is right on the money. we need to win as many games as we can provided its not more than 4. No-one can deny this

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    u say this yet your number 1 point is right on the money. we need to win as many games as we can provided its not more than 4. No-one can deny this

    I do not agree, I hope we win as many as we can, if it is 4 all well and good, but if it is 5 and 6 and by the end of the season we are flying....great.......as I have said before a high draft pick is not guarantee of a 10 yr great player....yes the odds have shortened due to the scrutiny of the top picks that didn't exist years ago......but it is still a lottery.......Tambling being a prime example.....

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