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http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/show.php?wk=2004_03_19 Magpie Magic SPECIAL OFFER!!! Buy one Collingwood football team, and we'll throw in a towel. What do you do for a drowning Collingwood player? Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway. What's the difference between Collingwood and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches . Collingwood are bringing out a new bra. Plenty of support but no CUP. Did you hear that the post office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of Collingwood players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Did you hear about the politician that was found dead in a Collingwood jersey? The police had to dress him up in womens underwear in order to save his family from embarrassment. A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total write off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend 'what's happened to your car? "Well... " the friend responds, "I ran over Nathan Buckley". "OK, " says the man, "that explains the blood ... but what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "He tried to escape through the park" What do Collingwood fans and sperm have in common? One in a million has a chance of being a normal human being. What do you have when the Collingwood cheer squad are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Collingwood fan on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Eddie McGuire. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do? Shoot Eddie twice. How many Collingwood fans does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to change it, five to moan about it and make excuses and Mick Malthouse to say that if the umpire had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out! SPECIAL OFFER ... Buy one Collingwood football team, and we'll throw in a towel.