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jazza

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  1. Memo from our president Glen. To all dee supporters. Sit back,enjoy the rabble and think about them being under us for the next 10 years.
  2. Welcome back froggy. See you later OD.{enjoy} Just passed the 4 month barrier,food is somewhat better,but by christ those cows stink.
  3. This is getting to the stage ,where the only comparison i can make is. The Peter Brock car energiser,It was a secret machine with wires and stuff.{cost peter his reputation}
  4. Might release my top 5,and start by nominating Anchorman 2.
  5. My daughter put on a friends video yesterday,"is this the end" i think thats what it was called. 4th worst movie of all time,avoid at all costs.
  6. With sofistikation and i also can lick my eyebrows.
  7. Would do everybody just fine Biff. But the cold pizza still stuck to the cardboard box would be an all time favourite.and the smoke and the goodbye to whoever else was in the bed with you from the nights hunting.
  8. Bout time somebody expressed what real breakfast is about,maybe an egg and some bacon with the martoes and toast. Somehow this page up till now has been controlled by health nutters,they all want to live past 90{like OD} . Live for today boys,eat real food and die happy{and fat} day 4 month anniversary.
  9. If biff found a "fox",you can bet DC had a run at it first.
  10. In the afl,you dont get "special assistance" until you go cap in hand,broke and begging for help. The afl loves a beggar.
  11. Great news about giving channeling a go,make your way down to bunnings and buy a shovel{shall call you next winter}. Now we are getting rid of the foxes and bunnies down this way,you city people could do us a favour and start running over the feral cats.That would be much appreciated.
  12. Been involved in footy a long time. Shielas would make perfect umps{snide remarks aside}especially for the country footy,where we dont have young boys wanting to ump{to much abuse]. Got 3 foxes last night,early spring i think.{also got a pup and wrung its bloody neck} nearly 4 months off the fags and desire for a durry is about 2 minutes per day. Also "channeling",i occasionally need help with water courses in the mid winter,thinking of giving you a call.
  13. They should throw the jumpers in a pile on the change room floor before the first game. First in best dressed,no arguments and who cares what number youve got.
  14. Saw the Maze yesterday.2/10,If your under 13,worth watching.
  15. Give them the maximum,just for the sake of it. Take out your frustrations of the ice addicts controlling the streets. No matter what R@B,give em one with the lot.
  16. The princess doesnt "arrive", she COMES.
  17. No names ,no pack drill. But the fishing in here is pretty good.
  18. HEART BROKEN.hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaahhaahahhahahahahhahhahhhahahhha
  19. Bout time we had another person on this thread with common sense,I say welcome Monie. A few of us have been trying to bring honesty and common respect to each other here,only to have it spoiled by the lowest of low. Looking forward to many discussions of fun,sensibility and mirth with you now on board.
  20. Just a bundle of orgasms ready to explode.
  21. Jury,still out. Revise in 12 months.
  22. Dont even think about him not being at our club.
  23. Its a bit like the first game of the year. Baited breath,hope and dreams. Getting the image of 17 yo kids wearing duffle coats with J.Middleton stencilled on the back.
  24. Yep,women,french and umpiring does a whole lot for me. 119 days.
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