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It will be a triumph of hope over adversity if she ever does manage to run.

But he's a white male!!! How dare he get elected! The actors wii have to go back to acting in films now I suppose.

Four days an no anti Donaldisms. Did the sky suddenly stop falling?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Only when gay marriage gets rejected in the senate .

"From He to Maternity"

They've got technulogy bro. Unternut too ay!!

Jimmy Stynes was a woeful trainer. If JW gives us on field brilliance every week I will be happy. Some guys just look more nonchalant than others on the track.

Maybe the problem is that he gets a lot of goals In St Kilda but not necessarily against. He's one of our best 5 players. Pre-season is a place to have a look at the best trainers. It's a mild warning shot to JW-nothing more. He will play for sure.

The sooner we go Nuclear the better. We're not running an alfalfa farm here-we've got perpetual students to light up so they can fight against their own governments, if they ever graduate.

These Magazines wouldn't take government money if it was offered, unlike media produced by AF and the friendly folk at the ABC. But most charities ARE parasitic rorts.Set up by layabouts, for layabouts and spent in layabout countries. Beats ploughing it into government housing , transfer payments, immigration programs for taxi drivers, basket weaving for bhurkas and the other brilliant schemes the left adore.

Don't pay any tax and give your money to a sensible and honest news outlet like Breitbart,Takimag,or The Spectator.

My retirement plan is to [censored] the Gen Y and Millennials to exhaustion daily until they make me so rich I won't need super. Either that or start a laser tattoo removal chain/monopoly and charge excessive fees to remove the tough stickers everyone under 40 seems to have these days.

Moon we all know you're an inner city trendy with chardonnay socialist views,crowding out the working classes with your over-priced ,over-renovated terrace house and 3 investment properties crammed full of unused "How to vote Green" cards and flyers but that doesn't give you the automatic right to pour scorn all over the simple country man with his rustic habits and poor hygiene. Although the estate has that "lived in, genteel poverty" type feel, it will be a good place for the orphanage,after the cellar is filled in and a liberal dose of anti-septic is applied. I realise most of the Calder highway has towns that should be bulldozed in any sane world but Romseyites view themselves as like the poor cousins Macedon and Gisborne never wanted. Not only that, it keeps the unwashed a safe distance from the CBD so you can enjoy your soy chai lattes without deserved ridicule.

But he knows they are both as mad as cut snakes. I know Brent C personally-one of the funniest, wittiest and most well read men in Australia.Bonkers. Sam K I'm purely judging off the Lamb ads. Jack Watts is a top clubman and kids love him. I bet he will have a great year.

My 2 cents on Tmac . He was woeful in his disposal at the beginning and gets better every year. Had a cracking start to 2016 and I'm sure he will improve again. In a pack situation when he gathers it he tends to burst into tacklers a fair bit but he has a good long (20-30m) handball. Has stopped using the long handball as much as he did but its not a bad trick to have from HB. Lots of players give away goals from a bad switch kick. At least we aren't hugging the boundary ,and we have the ability to score again quickly from the middle. We all hate to see a sh!tty kick get intercepted-it deflates us all which is why a longer, wider option is always better if the heat is on around the ball in play.

What do you suggest we do Choke, besides a slow poisoning? I prefer to malign the younger generation-the Y lot ,or the the tattooed layabouts from the 90's. I'm a gen X er- the highest taxed,hardest working group in history. I've never had to fight a war and never known a depression or hunger. All I've known is huge industrial upheaval and uncertainty but I'm in a fairly bullet proof industry. Doesn't the term Boomers refer to those born from the post war period ?

May I mention how lucky you are to have me back. I have been to a re-education program , in a dark room,isolated from society. The experience was both humbling and meditative, providing me with the opportunity to review the mistakes of others and reflect on them in an attempt to find forgiveness. "twas a dismal failure but but I managed to catch enough rats and bugs to sustain life.My usual opulent lifestyle requires periods of abstinence occasionally anyway. Sadly,I've noticed Bitters is back and has been his usual ungenerous self especially to poor old Special Robert.There will always be a broom cupboard for you at the Gat if you behave yourself SR. As some token gesture towards rehabilitation ,I have generously signed over the Romsey Manor to an Orphange in S/E Asia.BBO doesn't know it yet but I tucked the title away after my last luncheon there. It's in a better place.

Baby boomers are heading off into the sunset. They did have it pretty good with full employment,high wages relative to land,real estate etc. All they had to do was dodge the draft for Vietnam and but a house or twenty. The best way to get back at them is by using elder abuse and making them sign over their assets. Huge transfers of wealth coming up in the next decade when most of them,er ,,,,,,kick the you know what.

I've not heard the speech but men and women are being raped in Sweden by Muslims and the feminista govt thinks these crimes should be repressed,as in, not disclosed. These actions by idiot policy will lead to vigilante actions ,then chaos. understand the reality to preserve peace.

Wagner needs a bigs pause for dramatic effect. Wouldn't surprise me if the whole thing has been orchestrated .

I would like another premiership and for the club and the AFL to quit the discussion of money until they return some value to the founders of the game. Namely MFC. Us.

Dear Friends and Copious Admirers, I have been waylaid with my overnight success as a Karaoke performer and so have not been able to regale you with my ever increasing popularity. I know many of you find yourself miserable at The Donalds' unqualified brilliance but not I ,as a planned trip to Vietnam by the big Red could see me well placed as a sort of cultural attache ,a job you will all agree i am well suited to . My trades have all gone well and a recent visit to the golden triangle should be able to quieten down the Gat for the rest of the year( which should keep the interloping bogan nouveau ,nimby types happy ,if they know what's good for them.) Quiet that is, apart from the sporadic wailing of Ambulance sirens delivering the odd counter balance to Biffs finest!! As I always say, being clinically dead for a few minutes never hurt anyone.A change over of guests at the Gat is always refreshing and good for bizz. Not normally being one for wedding cake , the humidity and liquor must have taken a toll upon me as I have found myself at the altar at least three times in the past week that i can recall..So far have managed to not let the left hand know what the right hand is doing if you get my drift. Thankfully the divorce lawyers are not quite as cluey as the ones back home with regards to asset confiscation ,which ,lets face it, is the main reason for most divorces.Combined with uniquely feminine spite naturally. Speaking of the unspeakable,I was reading Clementine Fords very important article on Wicked Campers today ,or at least that was the initial subject .She digressed into sexual slavery,Sid James' prolific contributions to the arts and other unrelated topics as well.Cracking read although I'm not sure if she was serious.Let's hope the Age doesn't pay her as much as the non-fluff piece writers.She must have a hubby to support her trifling hobbies. I also noticed that the hunchback of Spring Street is about to attempt to pass some thought crime legislation on what one can and cannot say.I wonder if he has ever sat with the union lads for a few beers and heard their thoughts on race relations,chinese labour,Italian concreters,greek developers or the like.He would surely blush if so.But I doubt he would press any charges. Anyhow, as I've said, the Age ain't what she used to be and if it's a guide to the happiness of Batmania then we are all doomed.A return to the halcyon days of the red and blue could be the only tonic. Speaking of tonic-it's liquid gold here and the philistines keep drinking mine.Next time i will have to get a sponsorship from Schweppes to keep me tootling along. Good to see we beat the reigning premiers although I've not had time to witness the match, the reports on Demonland have kept me in the picture .23-1 for the flag in todays markets.Worth a shy at the stumps I would think. Anyhow,It's time for me to discipline he staff ,which is one task I refuse to outsource.Nothing like the personal touch in matters of crime and punishment. Please cope without me as best you can although by the tone and state of this thread it seems you are rudderless. Perhaps if Bitters could drag himself out of his neighbours' cellar and boudoir you might rally behind his much needed leadership. Just a thought. Toodlepip for now.

Discussing the weather was once a way to achieve benign politeness. Thankfully that's all changed.

A few well timed bombs in the right places will change them odds.