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He could just retire and I wouldn't care one bit. He'll be just another bald happy-clapper in the Hillsong Ponzi and good luck to him. Not interested in his family problems or his future plans. Give up the last years money and quit your boring twerp.

Not since the Chinese took over most of my enterprises and The Block took over the Gat. My clientele always go fo the cheaper option. Its part of globalisation- leaving honest Australian owned businesses like my own dwarfed by 900 kilo importers and legions of concubine dealers ready to take my business . I may need to remodel my archaic business model in line with competing international players and look for a competitive edge . Open to suggestions.

I rang Tracey at city link and complained that I had to pay 31.70 to drive into her tunnel and then back in. It was in early January and I cannot recall entering said tunnel. Nevertheless,I have struck a financial agreement with Tracey that will see the debt paid gradually. Unlike our Understanding Trace,I have been forced into temporary poverty by a lack of client/ neighbours at the gat and have taken a loan at ridiculous punitive interest from BBO's pay day loans inc. Week 2 and he has threatened sending " the lads" around to collect the vig. Enough said. Looks like I'll be under the bridge with SR and Sqizz. Been there before- good for the soul.

Loved the video. Would love to see a them extending the practical joke a bit more. Like pretend to give someone a game and then say "Dees Candid Camera- sucked in you idiot- you'll never play afl level" or tell someone they'd will be traded to Gold Coast- then tell them it's a joke . Just a few random ideas for where we can take this

Lewis had a perfect explanation for his actions. He felt like hitting Cripps so he did.

Put your hand up if you were suggesting we trade him. There were a few who forgot his talents when he lost the weight.

Shocking coach. Good list manager. Pulled his only flag from his ring-would not have happened without Barry Hall who should have been on the sideline for a right hook.

The news about Barry Manilow is devastating. Not because there is anything wrong with Barry coming out it's just that his music formed a central part of my masculinity and self identification. Now people are suddenly going to think his music is camp or effeminate-which is so unfair.

Special Robert and Squirrel should demand a fee!! Hilarious.

I prefer using the open hand these days.Saves on damage to the knuckles.

Good idea and I'd like to see it but I'm not sure he has earned it yet.

I reckon Detritus has been nudging The Blue Nun again.

All mywine is hand picked by virgins Which counts out most backpackers.So I've dodged a business expense there. Despite Bitters consumption of Gallons of Vin Ordinaire kept in a plastic tank,he is no officionado on the subject. I have had great trouble finding virgins in Tasmania and Mornington Peninsula but I did manage to get this years vintage in . It would be nearly impossible to do in New Zealand.

Would it be fair to say he has 6 Brownlow votes so far this year if not 5?

I think we need a marking target to replace Hogan. Frost was named best at Casey but apparently had limited game time. Pedersen not exactly carving it up. Spence going well against Fitzy but no world beater. Kent playing ok but does that leave us vulnerable in the air? Much depends on the perception of Frosts match fitness.

Lewis and Vince reducing their game load by swapping in and out is the only positive.old heads like these guys are not going to change their aggressive natures this late- rightly or wrongly. For two 30 plus year olds this gives us another chance to play someone up and coming. The question is who to replace Hogan with. Seems to be out of an underdone Pedersen and Frost or an in form Spencer. I seem to recall Hogan out and Spencer in last time we pantsed Geelong.So it may be the right formula,though we must take into account Geelong are struggling for tall forwards and are throwing Harry T around as an option. Kent coming in doesn't seem likely yet judging from Caseys game. Tim Smith is not exactly killing it yet either . Looks like Vince and Spencer in for Hogan and Lewis out. Just realised this should be in the selection thread but it is changed forced upon us by suspensions.

Good idea. I'm always looking for new ways to take the P.

Although she appeared in a couple- she weren't no oil painting .

That's good information . Brings the Rugolo brothers into contention. Dont tell me they are Maltese.

Petraaca could be the second greatest player of Italian heritage ever. 1.RDB 2.Petracca 3 .Jezza 4.Silvagni.

1. Empty goon sack.2 litre or 4 litre. 2.Unscrew tap from goon sack. 3.Fill with desired beverage. 4.Gently place sack down front of pants.Hold in place with belt. 5. Drink immoderately all day. 6.Get arrested/wake up in a park.

Roy and HG calling every Melbourne game . No specialist comments.

If we lose today I will be blowing chunks. I can't see it happening. I'm hoping we can smash them by about 15 goals and start the press gang turning on the little talking computer they have as coach. Buckley,Bolton,Eade,will all be sacked during the year in long slow assassinations. Should be fun.

One could say she pushed the envelope .

Not likely SR. I am a private person with a private residence .unlike you I have work to attend to.Bitter obviously feels the need to opine to all and sundry on his cerebral impulses,which are as sporadic as a porn highlight reel. I am not about to air my inanity any more than I do by text to barely literates such as you. Even you have the intelligence to refrain from such nonsense.and you are an unemployable homeless cretin.