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Warney got him in anyway. Ryan Harris doesn't shave and looks a bit like a friendly axe-murderer. The Crown bouncers are notoriously deranged losers. You can make an exception for a hobbling fast bowler with a few beers under his belt-especially just after we have regained the Urn. Screw what the patrons of Crown think-who gives a flying what they think-they are just dollar units in a factory of human hell.

A wise man once said of these people There are only two types of South Africans. Defensive or OFFensive.

Your oral hygiene is of little consequence here.

I am told he will be back this Friday. He has been studying cultural awareness and sensitivity on various Russian internet sites and eating the Xmas ham. Should be back Bitter than ever soon.

Good on Ryan Harris for coming out and slagging off the Crown Casino . Refreshing to see a cricketer not obsessed with crawling up Jamie Packers pants. Disgraceful that Pup couldn't put in a phone call and have the staff on the door summarily executed for treason. Another black mark against Clarkes off-field Gen Y insipidness.

The skinny jeans don't help BBOs cause . Even though he is not here to defend himself ,we can still discuss his weight surely Moon?

Sort of more like a Nancy Regan clinic.

I got parole now and am allowed to use monitored internet . Stu and BBO are doing some more remedial work at the Lordweaver Clinic For The Argumentative.

He was at 26s for a minute(just before Haddin got out but he could well overtake Smith if he gets going. Good luck* *gamble responsibly.

He is 11s at the moment. Get On!

Shocking outs from Watson and Warner. Warmer just cost me $110. [censored].

Just plonked 20 on Warner to make a hundred. If we can see off this new ball then it will happen.

It'll be a pants down ,dresses up ,knock em down ,drag it up affair Moon. BBO will be Shiraz fit for the re-match . Can't wait.

Stu's Mrs, a very patient woman, will take it to the highest levels WJ. I'm not sure Mrs BBO gives a rats anymore about him but I am reliably informed that he is applying for a job as an international sign language interpreter. We can't let this happen-a war could eventuate.

Jeezuz Christ DC-it's nearly friggin Xmas and we are subject to the vagaries of Tinia Tirds intimate knowledge of corruption and power.little does she realise that she is the beneficiary yet she cries foul. Get me some Demonland barbs over that 1st world issue anyday!

Can somebody with some clout please forward a case for the early return of Stu and BBO. The lack of antagonism on here is killing me. If the crime is interesting-they were guilty .(Moreso my big fat Alpaca fancying wierdo Romsey mate).

Luckily most people on here have thick skin. Otherwise we would be driven round the bend.

Innisfailed before . Innisfail again.

It seems like DKL is the only one who gets him firing. On another note-from those test teams we picked earlier my boys David Warner ,Stu Broad and Joe Root are firing . Who had Mitch Johnson?

I'm working at Lordweavers rehab farm counselling Stu and Bbo.be back soon.i got their minds right.

If you can't be negative then you could try inanity.Seems to keep everyone docile. Redleg was complaining about talking utter Tird. And he is a lawyer-a professional at it!

Not for long.

Very Funny Indeed To quote the youth "LOLLED".

She's lazy and I'm thinking of retiring her. Anyway-shes far too educated for my liking. Heirs and Graces.

Send him a bill for legal counsel. 15 minutes at Saturday night rates.