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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    As you have modelled your life on Marlon Brandos character in Last Tango I think you might be the butter man. Jazz probably does his hair with the stuff left on the long glove from calving season.,due to his thrifty rural millionaire upbringing. DC i picture as a combover type but a very suave and debonaire combover,which he would need to blow wave the [censored] out of daily(on low heat).Whatever strands remain for him would need to be treated like threads of gold. Unless of course he has used some of his inheritances on implanting a grid pattern in which case he would use Cedel hair spray,which I suspect is also an aphrodisiac to him.
  2. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Warner will be the premier batsman in the world for the next decade. Has the talent to be averaging in the 60s at careers end.
  3. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The relationship was already tense . She had asked him to shoot through before I hear.
  4. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    My lines are manufactured also.
  5. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Something udderly ridiculous. And cheesy.
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Keeps him off the streets. Hopefully.
  7. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    More money in losing.
  8. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Jeez fl.oggo. You been licking your own back again?
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Probably dressed in drag to get into the change rooms.
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Hope you take a box with you . There are some tall and strong women in those games. Pretending to like female sports is a low that I will not be a party to. I am disappointed that you are trawling such depths although it is not unexpected given your moral depravity. Usually only computer geeks or call centre type feign an interest in the hope of getting some.
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Another reason to avoid crowds and public transport. I really hope it's not Ebola. You don't strike me as a netball fan.
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Ola Senor OD. Having a spanish keyboard must be difficult. Hope you have muchos fun, Bring me back some COLA if you can.
  13. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    We let Richmond re injure JTs foot then we took him back .
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Flogging of American Dollars I hope DC.
  15. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Anyway . Seems like i missed Jazzas speech on the Capitalist Utopia. Throw people out of school and into the factories/farms. I am not against it as long as i have some say in the organization of it.
  16. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Youve interrupted a perfectly enjoyable session of vitriol fllogga ,yet again, with your inane pleasantries.
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Would you have a Moll to keep you would you swear off work for good? (as you are a teacher the second line is irrelevant)
  18. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yeah well "would you knock him down and rob him said the leader of the Push"
  19. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You failed to read the fine print on my disclaimer section for Gatwick Enterprises. We cannot be held responsible for every hick that loses his trousers in the lobby.
  20. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just seeking solace from an utterly futile conversation and am confronted with same on here. Have you philistines finished behaving like utter scrags at a boxing day sale?
  21. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    None taken, but I like the personal touch so see you before the next tennis round,.
  22. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Cash or Card. Delivery included. DC is no cheapskate. He prefers quantity over quality. Not like the rural tight arses who try to do cheap deals in the city by credit card.
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Sorry guys, been selling some unwanted goods in Burwood. Shifting some out of date Cialis I bought on Demonland during a tough patch.
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I'm totally offended. You could not possibly just waltz in here and bring this thread to new lows. It takes sustained effort.
  25. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Some Italians enjoy eating theirs crawling with maggots. Just FYI.