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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Compliments of the silly season. Just flicking through the last 600 pages here and wondering if the silly season ever had an end or a beginning. Jazza ,if you are going fishing, try having a shower as fish can smell the Bullsh!t from miles away. I am off to start some bush fires in Beech Forest with some CFA volunteer mates. We are going to be heroes if we can put it out. Nothing of any cultural significance there anyway. The land needs clearing. Col b- we missed that beer at the Bristol- she is all over as of last week. BBO. You have brought this Xmas solitude on yourself.Hope you enjoy reading the religious teaching of the Marquis. It is a tome written for the captive,solitary reader . Ethan - you are my fave gen y poster- keep up the [censored] taking. Red,WJ,OD. All the best gents and hope you are enjoying the festivities with your progeny. DC.Please give your urges a well earned rest today.It is a family time after all. The only stuffing should be in the Turkey. Frog. A picture paints a thousand words but if you could learn to write it would be a gift to us all. Hemlock. Your attempts to help the lost souls on here are admirable ,but ultimately futile.Carry on regardless. BJDEE.May you receive one today. Red and Bluebeard.Lay off the sauce mate. Earl. Stay safe and keep away from the Velvet Undergrads in Smith st today.There is a bad batch in town. Moonie - I hope you are over the trauma BBO has caused us all. Anyone else I forgot, see you at the Gat for a party tonigh.Top floor,up the back.
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Fui quod es eris quod sum eh Jazza!
  3. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Sometimes we do and sometime we just sit and observe how strange people are.
  4. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Very cruel summation Jazza. My teeth are more of a dark orange. You also overestimate my wealth. Kerry Packer was the last Australian to be able to afford packets of smokes. I have been relegated to the rollies for years. Smooth,mellow, manly,beautiful smokes.
  5. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    By the way. The Russians are coming!!! I'm not sue if they have cialis,payday loans or what but they are here amongst us. Not under the bed as I at first supposed.
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Jazzas insults are too cryptic. I don't speak(fat) hick. He should get back on the weed and just chill.
  7. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    One wont hurt. Go on..... Have one.
  8. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Most of the movies you watch have very little story or dialogue to them. It must get annoying having to put the coin in the slot during each scene.
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Noir means black and Grigio means grey. Grigio is a table white, unspectacular. Noir is the subject of countless books.
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    spare no expense . the mrs must have earned it a million times over,
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    We work at night in my various industries. Your 3 hour day will be over soon and then you can go back to the X box. Most squatters have it all set up on the screen. We know you dont work hard Jazza. Riding a quad bike through mud is not really a job, it's a lifestyle.
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Reminds me of the time I was marooned on a deserted Island after a plane crash with Elle McPherson. For weeks we subsisted on fish and coconuts. Eventually, she relaxed on her usual desire for men who have billions of bucks and she joined me in my hut for a night of unbridled passion. The next day ,just me and Elle sat there thinking of something else to do when I asked her to put on my suit and tie that I had salvaged from the wreck. "It's too hot " she complained , "If it's ok with you I'd like you to try it just for a day. So she put on the suit and walked the 50 metres around the Island and as she came back I rushed up to her and put my arm around her,whispering in her ear, "Mate, you'll never believe who I've been [censored]. "
  13. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    OK. Who wears the pants?
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Whatever boils your spuds Clint. You strange man.
  15. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I agree entirely. I alternate these art films with the occasional doco on drugs or depravity. One must maintain a hobby. Too much interest in wine alone, or bananas, makes one dull.
  16. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Bruce Yardley was handy . Good bat,good catch too.
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    One West Coast Cooler and they are anybodies.
  18. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Didn't know you were a fan of Gilbert and George's work.
  19. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Flat track, b grade bowling. of course he will cash in.
  20. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That's all you hipsters can ever say Earl.
  21. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    The 63 Not out The 408 on the shirt The 13th Man. Yes .it is too much now.a bit
  22. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    but she enjoys the suffering with a smile I'm sure.
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen. Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city. Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required. Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities. Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    There is a life outside the plush modgrass tennis courts of Borewood DC. Progressive thinkers flock to the city. Which means I belong somewhere near Mawson station. Anyyway,politically , I expect you may be able to rally some support in the Nursing homes ,Beasley style. Which is why you are needed for the sex party.
  25. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    I still have a photo of Don Bradman in a compromising situation with Dawn Frasier,or Tamee ,I can never tell.