Jaded No More

I’m off to drink wine

Don’t think so. He’s absolutely physically cooked. Cramping like crazy and hasn’t been of the ground once because of our injuries.

Disco looks really hurt. [censored] burn the tapes.

THE [censored] GOAL KICKING 🤬

Kosi is the only player in the team who doesn’t make me want to burn my eyes out. Apologies to Bowey.

This list may not be good enough to win a flag, but it’s certainly got enough talent to be better than a bottom 4 side. It’s a joke that we find ourselves where we are with absolutely no injuries.

A sad indictment when he’s our oldest player. Gawn the only other senior player earning his paycheck today and even this season. Trac, Clarry, Salem, Fritsch, Lever and May absolutely letting us down consistently over and over and over again.

How fast have we gone from a really good competitive team, to an insipid one. We are horrible to watch. No skills, effort that we turn on and off like a tap, and absolutely mind boggling game plan. Kosi is the only player in this team that I enjoy watching. Everyone else is either unskilled or a non entity.

Bowey the only player who should be allowed to kick a football. Rivers has lost the plot. We’ve ruined another promising kid.

When your stoppage coach has never coached a day in his life, what do you expect? One of the most ridiculous coaching appointments in recent memory.

The pre match selection has absolutely killed us. Howes and Petty going down can’t be foreseen, but you dropped Roo and Lever for Jefferson and now our backline is a shambles and Jeffo has to ruck. Diabolically risky!

When there is ZERO pressure on the ball carrier and the ball is coming in like that, nobody can defend the mark without infringing.

Yes well of course this was a mistake. Dropping Lever and JVR and replacing them with Jefferson alone is woeful

Absolutely [censored] pathetic. Grow up Melbourne. What an embarrassing showing.

Have you noticed that Howes and Petty are off?

Nothing like seeing the GC earth yet another academy player they got for nothing. This competition has never been more rigged.

Good competitive effort from Jefferson to get the tap to Kosi

This umpiring is dead set criminal

If ever a senior player needed to be dropped to Casey and made to the earn a recall…

Replay showed his head bounces off the ground. I hope he doesn’t get suspended of course, but I’d be shocked if it doesn’t get looked at

How does Max play as a lone ruckman for the reminder of the game? God help the coaches if he gets injured.

Which will help his cause, but that is textbook dangerous tackle. He did exactly what you’re not supposed to do and slam him into the ground and his head hits the turf. Hopefully he gets off or maybe just one week.

I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t miss next week for that tackle of Rowell. Lucky Rowell has the head of a rock.

Melksham is a stunning kick for goal. Absolutely nobody in Melbourne comes close from a set shot.