Jaded No More

He is the epitome of a sore loser Yank. No doubt he voted for Trump.

We dominated that game. Make no mistakes this is the Port game in reverse. We kick straight and it’s a 6 goal win. Absolutely brilliant performance missing two very important players. I want to give a massive shout out to Smith and Tomlinson. Played perfect team roles. And McVee and JVR who are delivering beyond their years. A performance that makes you so proud. What an effort!

MY KINGDOM FOR A FORWARD WHO CAN KICK STRAIGHT

The lady checking tickets in M50 told me she’s already kicked some Pies fans out. I told her to please keep an eye out and she promised she will. The issue is they sneak in from underneath 😡

JJ is on the field warming up. Sub as expected.

How do you know they have tickets and didn’t just sneak in? I would check.

The absolute [censored] nerves of this club. Just beat them and shut them up Dees!

How good would it be if they picked a supporter to do the post match press conference each week? Would pay good money to watch a Carlton fan do a presser right now 😂

This thread is already wild and slightly unhinged Gonna be a long day.

As always it’s not losing or winning, it’s how you lose or win. I want to see what we’ve come up with to counter the Pies. If it works with some success then I’ll be satisfied that we can get them in finals. If it falls apart like a cheap suit I’ll be worried.

Obviously if they had suspected flu or Covid running through the club they would have wanted extra time to assess and maybe even wait on respiratory test results before naming the side. I don’t have any issues with that. It’s better than naming a side and then making 8 changes two days later, or letting infectious players take the field and passing it onto our guys!

Walsh and Cerra are good. Pitonett is a very decent ruckman. Their small forwards are nimble. Their list is significantly better than St Kildas. Yet one team plays like a team and the other has no idea what to do.

He is so excited for today 🙄

I would try and target the following in order of who I’d like most to who is probably the most realistic 1. Larkey 2. Naughton 3. McKay (Ben) 4. Himmelberg (but not for the reported $900k!) 5. Georgiadis

History tells us they won’t 😂

My dog has been standing at the window barking angrily at a single magpie in our front yard for 30 minutes. The magpie, while unmoved, has certainly been told in no uncertain terms by the dog, what a stupid ugly useless bird it is.

We need to put on a strong performance. If we lose by a small margin it’ll be very disappointing, but not the end of the world as we too are missing very important players. Namely our best player in Oliver. However if we get blown away and it’s not even a contest, similar to the Brisbane (pre lights out) or Essendon game, then I think even the ever optimistic @binman will have doubts over where this season can take us. My main concern today is having to listen to their toothless brainless moron supporters chanting Collingwood while I spent 1.5 hours getting home after the game.

A lot of teams are hanging for the bye. Lots of tired sloppy skills this weekend.

Make that 50. 50 frees in a single game. That’s 30 too many.

48 free kicks. Forty eight. What a slop AFL is becoming

Honestly how are Carlton this bad? They have enough good players to be better than this.

Rule of the week

My best friend is a Carlton members since birth. She’s due to give birth in September and was worried she’ll miss finals. Now she’s worried she’ll go into early labour watching the trash her team is serving each week.

I’ve gone down a black hole of watching dog rescue videos and I’m shedding tears like a Carlton supporter right now.

This is atrocious from Carlton Peter Wright is a star. Spewing we didn’t try to get him.