Jaded No More

Yep. 17 times we blew it. We should have won both finals with a smidge of luck. But we had absolutely no luck this season.

And they have no cap space to bring in good ready made players. It’s probably why they want Adams gone.

May was right

It's been erased from the records

He’s been around football for 2 decades. He’s worked with many doctors in his time. I have also been told by a few people that she’s a really wonderful doctor. Very focused on the holistic approach to health care and the players really love her. She will be a loss for sure. I also loved that Trac thanked the club psych last night. Having good access to mental health is paramount to professional athletes these days.

Goody said she’s the best doctor he’s ever worked with.

That’s because you genuinely don’t know what role he’s being asked to play every week. Half this site thinks ANB is a liability but he came 6th. Go figure. The one set of awards you can’t complain about is the B&F. Our coaches give very specific votes for very nuanced things that we have no idea about.

I think May came fifth because of his two amazing finals performances. Goody made a note to say he played the best finals game he’s ever seen. Obviously in relation to his game against Carlton which was flawless. High praise from a coach who has seen Trac in a grand final.

Don’t worry Tom Morris is already preparing the headline “Cocky Demons Think Pies Are No Good. May last seen at Entrecôte punching Maynard”.

Yes they do

He did, he won the coaches award.

Not really. He missed 10 games. Except Gawn, the rest of the top 10 barley missed a game. Because every player gets a vote for every game, missing many games makes it impossible to do well.

No, but the word CULTURE was uttered 9865 times May also said the Pies suck

Oh Christian my emotional king

Drink every time someone mentions the word “culture”

I reckon Viney will win …. and I’m immediately wrong 😂

Hahaha May is the best We are a better team than Collingwood. Damn straight we are!

I’m exhausted. I can’t imagine how he’s feeling. Made a not so subtle statement about standards and a very pointed remark that was surely for Clarry.

Dr Laura is departing the club. Big loss.

I honestly don’t know

Nah, I spend all my Friday nights going around critiquing really bad school plays. Heckling the kids is the best part.

Literally every game is like “this player was great up forward”… and then they got injured 😭

Hibbo making me cry wasn’t on tonight’s bingo card

Gonna miss Hibbo. A true character who gave his absolute all every time he played. A really fantastic pick up!

His suspension was very disappointing. Ironic too given what Maynard did and got off *don’t mention the war* He plays on the edge and he will learn from it. I rather that than someone lacking hardness.