Moonshadow

Bride shopping Bitty? Careful of the chicks with d**ks.

Your asking personal questions about the private parts of cows and you call me a pervert!?!!

Looking for a career change Bitty?

...is self explanatory.

Teacher with poor English.

*now.

Does that include doing them on your own, particularly the last one? Couldn't possibly give that one up.

Yes, but BBO is a bit like the Chief in One Flew Over... in that he might just be the sane one. Can't say the same for deeluded.

dc, you know Deeluded will never be able to make it there because he lives in an asylum and his only contact with the outside world is the internet. I thought that was common knowledge. Humour him a little.

Toady's PC breeding always results in a sticky keyboard.

Was banned for 2 weeks Maple.

I do not think we can deliver Brayshaw to Norf, Franky. That might be considered draft tampering.

Now that's not the in the spirit of this thread Bitty

Darren Glass retires.... I'm shattered.

Lucky I deleted my post then...

Was he calling out for Stuie in anger, bemusement, madness or lust? Or was it related to his bladder control?

*mirror*

That is certainly the height of rudeness Toady. Very naughty.

I used to play against East Burwood in the mid 80's. They wore shorts and jumpers then. Interesting tactic DC. Skins vs tops, eh!

^^^ that was such a extraordinary and intelligent post you had to edit it! Well done Einstien

As far as paraphrasing goes, that's quite a stretch Bitty. Using your teacher's artistic license to full effect. I think he actually said "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member". My favourite Groucho Marx line is "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception", or maybe "I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"

Clearly correct posture was not one of their finest lessons Biff.

He's got a cute bumm.

Is that some sort of new yoga pose? Can't be comfortable. Brings a new meaning to the term 'tree hugger'.

You'll have to pardon BBO for not getting back in a timely manner Maple. He and Biff are busy tearing Frank Burns/Stuie a new one on the Clarkson thread.