Bitter but optimistic

I don't have a problem with Jones M. He did well last year and can only improve.

That's 1800 teats - you're a mighty man.

What happens to those unfondled teats when you are at the footy Jazz.?

Stay on topic please.

I wonder how many memberships are swinging on the outcome of this game?

Perhaps a good solid session on Redtube will get your blood pumping? I'm sure OD will have a reaction to it!

TBH, I can't really blame Sam for that.

Just had a nice collect on the Cats and I'm going to load it into the Dees for Saturday night.

FMD!!! I just watched that rubbish for about 5 minutes. Not sure if I missed Roos or not. Could take no more. Makes me wish I lived in the pre television era. Sam Newman -the human parody. Do they trowel his face on before the show? I feel dumber than ever.

Big Jake had better have some extra weetbix - he will be doing a lot of work.

Christ I hope OD doesn't have a coronary when he sees his favourite goalsneak is in the side!!

Come and have a beer with Stu and I.

You're on the money Song. Given the above he should get in on guts and durability alone.

And may well remain so for 2-3 weeks.

Are there welfare payments this week Biff?

No need for the light hearted RTG. You might as well enjoy yourself!

How many of you effers are going? Crowd estimate please? BTW Me and Stuie will be sitting together. You'll recognise us - there will be lots of arse patting and joking around. I will want to buy the beers but Stuie wont let me.

You are AWAP Stu. You abuse another poster then play the sanctimonious ":get back on topic thread". And as for your "win over" comment - FMD. You tried to [censored] in BH's pocket until you quickly realised you were out of your depth and tried to hide it by abusing him. As Clint says "a man's got to know his limitations"

Is that written in Westaustrlian?

Stu you really must have memory issues. The first off topic post was yours - "birkenstocks". We are a very sympathetic group on Dland. 'fess up to your problems ... I'm sure many here will want to help you.

I'm glad you survived that experience Hood! Brother Best FMD!!!

Stu, I'm trying to keep this amicable, but, as usual you go of topic and resort to personal abuse. It seems you carry disappoinments indefinately. You did not get the credit you were seeking from your Mitch Clark thread and you are continuing to lash out. So you missed a moment of fame - get over it Stu.

Stu, I have tried many times to improve your ability to make a serious, useful and intelligible post. I thought I'd made some inroads - limited to be sure. But ... pleeeeeeeeeese keep away from attempts at humour.

FMD. I went to Saint Thomas' . You did well to avoid fights with the boys from Fitzroy High! Stuie would have [censored] his pants in those days. It wasn't some anonymous clown abusing you via the ether - it was some clown trying to bury a brick in your head.

No! He's back with an unintelligible answer. Hang on! What am I saying? Most of Stuie's rants are unintelligible.