Bitter but optimistic

Nah Maple! That is just Stuie being his pig headed, obnoxious, self centered pissant self.

Yes and Biffen can confirm this. It's a little side earner he has going - just don't ask how he obtains said dentures. BTW the text on that poster is incorrect . It should read - "since they were brother and sister". Cousins marrying among the filth is virtually compulsory while sibling marriages are less (slightly) common and therefore somewhat newsworthy.

We also have the option of sending Frawley back if Cloke looks starting to create havoc.

Notice "greenies" and environmentalists don't feature on your in list Jazz. Just an oversight?

I had a conversation with Jack Trengove before the Darwin game a couple of years ago. Even then Tom Mac was very highly regarded among the playing group. Trengove was amazed at Tom's running ability both endurance and speed. This guy could become one of our great players.

Well I'm actually giving up quality time with the tatting group to go to the football. I park at the RACV club and walk to the "G" from there - it's a health thing. However, I usually need to break this laborious trek at either Y&J's or Fed Square. Off course I am quite parched by the time I finally arrive and seek solace in the "Betty Cuthbert" bar.

Correct OD!! Further Daise probably has them buying him lunch, drinks etc just to be first on the list.

What a K N O B!

How many blue rinsers are you bringing along DC? It will certainly swell the .... er .. club coffers. You know what I mean!!!

You're correct about Biffen's personal hygiene issues Jazz, but you are on dangerous territory with the canasta. This is strictly DC's area - canasta, euchre, hearts, bingo - it's all part of Dc's seductive web, whereby he builds a constant supply of unrequited shags from the blue rinse set. However, judging by Redleg's recent info it seems that WJ is also venturing into this area.

What's going on Fl og? I see you are back bigger and worse than ever. And .... what's more .. defriended me!!!!!!

Don't hold that against Magner. A lot of us "wallowed in self satisfaction (and relief) when Neeld was axed"

On an entirely different topic, I,sadly, must report that our rarely valued colleague Biffen, has been ordered to undergo rehab for the next two weeks. In order to show that he intends to change his ways, Biff has decided to isolate himself from family and friends at The Gat. The truth, of course, is that, Biffen’s family disowned him some years ago, after a particularly unsavoury incident or, actually incidents, involving a (formerly) maiden aunt and a few sherries. Further, due to a number of distasteful personal habits, Biff has no friends. Despite all this, Biff claims he is genuinely trying to reform, but in the absence of Lordweaver’s firm but god guided hand, his prospects, I believe, are bleak. The “Lads” have offered to help, but Biffen, immersed in drug assisted self pity, has rudely rebuffed them. I will, nonetheless, try to assist poor Biff in anyway I can but any suggestions for his personal development will be passed on.

That has now been well and truly covered up!

And let's us not forget the pin up boy from the aints had his dick featured on the www!!

Check again Chooka! I work with 13/14 year olds who could use a Whippersnipper to trim up.

I need a drink. Moonie has actually made a clever comment (ghost writer?). Anyway don't let it go to your head Moon.

You are out of touch with reality here B-Bob. Successful footballers need to be able to perform both on the field and off the field – ie in the media.. Not only is it a path to personal development but it also provides an opportunity for players to put their hands up for a future media career. Do we deny Jack this opportunity? Besides, even you must realise that such appearances are club sanctioned.

[censored] off Moonie!

I was going to ask if you got some sort of tax claim out of it but then i remembered you are in a tax free industry

[censored] off Moonie!!

Show a bit of respect you [censored]! Stuie started this thread and he should be respected! Why? Because he knows everything. How stupid is the MFC to employ anyone other than Stuie as the design Guru? In fact , I can't think of a role that Stu couldn't do better than the incumbent - sorry Roosie! You are all [censored] - just follow Stuie the know all [censored] and you'll be be better human beings for it!! Ha Ha Ha !!!!

Sensitive souls - where on earth did you rip them off from find them!!!

In fact to paraphrase Groucho -" I wouldn't want to be a guest, if Biffen wanted me to be a guest"!!!

Come on Biff - you are hardly in a position to judge dinner guests!!