Bitter but optimistic

You have been told Jazza and ....... so has the other pervert, Moonshadow. BTW Maple your intelligence and class was apparent from your first post. To a suave urbane fellow like myself, this was obvious. Unfortunately, more often than not, you will find yourself casting pearls ...!

Dunno what happened to that sheila from Canadia that posted on here for a while. Rather miss her.

I've been known to take that long to recover from flatulence issues.

It would surprise the shite out me!

Thank you Moon - quite correct. But even I have my limits and arrant stupidity must be curtailed at some point ....... surely!!

Yeah, sad and pathetic. Just like our footy club. FM, I'm over how [censored] we are!

Off course he is now worthy of the title elite. He racks up his 30 odd possessions, he has proven his ability to kick a clutch goal, And, most importantly he is usually one out against an overall better group of midfielders than support him.

I'm sure there's a special school out there ... somewhere .. that can help you fl og. Keep looking!

Absolutely fantastic footballer would be the obvious one Machsy. Did you never see him play?

Don't be silly!

Jeez, he was a top player!

We'll drink to that OD!

Prediction No 3. (I'm out on a limb here!) Loonshadow will make a sensible coherent post in 2014!

Yeah you're correct OD - it was only your standard everyday 10 goal flogging! FMD. Will I live long enough to see Melb become a decent competitive team?

Ridiculous comment!! Who could be better informed than Demonlanders?

Prediction No 2. Stuie will invite me to be his "friend" on D'land.

That is bloody funny dc!

I will have an alcohol free day before season's end!

We all carry our burdens of guilt Biff. I am just putting on my horsehair shirt and will give myself a flogging before retiring for the night.

There is a sad loss of innocence story in that. The lads were quite naive in those days and thought the only reason people wore gumboots was to keep their feet dry!

What this thread needs right now is some unquestionably correct insight from Stuie.

Pity I didn't know you were attending today OD. A couple of "the lads" were there and would have looked after you. They no longer compete of course - a scandal involving a (former) virgin female alpaca was ( falsely) attributed to them. Enough said.

No doubt you are correct dc. However , for our sanity, I think it is best not to try and imagine what such "comforts" might be.

Mans inhumanity ............... what an unfair world we live in. Servants are treated much better in Romsey.

Well.. at least pay the girls more!!!!