Bitter but optimistic

A man after my own heart budge! Keep up the good work!

Good Lord, you get straight to the point Maple. BTW haven't heard from you in a while. Well in fact, now that I'm seriously pumping iron, I do most things in latex.

Yes ...err .. I don't think I can go any further with this Jane. The late and lamented Lordweaver provided therapy for some of the sickos on this board (notably Biffen and I believe daisycutter). It was of a rather drastic ( some would say deviant) nature. Best you seek your own confessional. BTW. Do you scuba dive in latex?

I fail to see any problem with a hairless dome - provided it is properly decorated.

You have mentioned that before Jane. The experience has obviously scarred you. You may find catharsis by beating your husband, who, if memory serves me correctly, follows the filth.

Take a grip on yourself Biff. You have to prove yourself a worthy candidate before such higher honours are available to you. I'll pick up the drugs and alcohol (good faith on your part) and we'll take it from there. Don't put a noose around your neck just yet.

You are a pillar of society Biff. Well impolite society anyway.

I can't kendone that!

"Except i wont do the goat thing". That makes it tricky Biff. However, if you supply drugs and alcohol down "south" , and are prepared to bare your [censored] , it might be possible.

Nah nah, you have the wrong info dc - I'm still a Mason. I'm on the square. In fact I'm the only one with an Alpaca trimmed apron.

[censored] yeah! I only mentioned it and the "lads" started honking and kicking their stalls. Anyway the neighbour is out so I'm going over to make sure everything is ok with his missus (and his wine).

I know you're working on a cure for the pox but surely you could do a unibomber impersonation and send a few sprinkles out west?

FFS Biff now is your chance to get rid of that Agent Orange you've been hoarding. Chuck it in the [censored] pond!!

Because we are a [censored] up club that bends over and takes it up the arse every time the AFL demands it.

Pair of [censored].

Listen mate, give it a break will you. You follow Stu about and harass him on every thread.

Biff guarantees that the girls from the Gat "once were virgins".

I suppose they play a final eight.

Where are the Falcons Fl og?

Wouldn't find one in Borewood.

Most of our team play as if they have broken legs.

Well the fortunate (?) ones upon whom he invests his patronage. (ie claims welfare benefits).

I'm sure Biffen is a fine role model for his many illegitimate sprogs.

Good to see parents who understand the importance of modelling proper behaviours to their children. Well done RTG.

Truth can be stranger than fiction BB.