Bitter but optimistic

I prefer to keep things in my own hands at the moment Biff. Your tawdry supplements are for lesser men than me.

What does it matter? It is still worthless.

No. Now that I my gym work is starting to pay dividends ( I have lost 750gm) and I am showing some delightful muscle definition, I think a body building title is not out of the question.

I was in bay 13 when Lillee and Thompson where trying to take heads (or testicles) off. Aussie! Aussie ! Aussie!

Do you get among the MFC and MCC blue rinsers dc? I'm sure you give them something of errr value (snicker, harumph ha ha ha )!

Public floggings for froggings seems a good idea!

Opportunities abound at Romsey.

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On what possible evidence do make that assertion? Effing ridiculous you [censored].

Christ you're thick at times Moon. I thought you were some some sort of an intellectual - but you are more like a common tradie . (side entrance at Romsey). What I meant was - play the GF today, tomorrow - it's all preordained.

Maybe we have a certain (still) obsessed Dr.E posting under a non de plume

I reckon the AFL could close up shop anytime and stick the Swans and Hawks on the G to fight it out.

probably better off turning up on Sunday dc.

A man after my own heart budge! Keep up the good work!

Good Lord, you get straight to the point Maple. BTW haven't heard from you in a while. Well in fact, now that I'm seriously pumping iron, I do most things in latex.

Yes ...err .. I don't think I can go any further with this Jane. The late and lamented Lordweaver provided therapy for some of the sickos on this board (notably Biffen and I believe daisycutter). It was of a rather drastic ( some would say deviant) nature. Best you seek your own confessional. BTW. Do you scuba dive in latex?

I fail to see any problem with a hairless dome - provided it is properly decorated.

You have mentioned that before Jane. The experience has obviously scarred you. You may find catharsis by beating your husband, who, if memory serves me correctly, follows the filth.

Take a grip on yourself Biff. You have to prove yourself a worthy candidate before such higher honours are available to you. I'll pick up the drugs and alcohol (good faith on your part) and we'll take it from there. Don't put a noose around your neck just yet.

You are a pillar of society Biff. Well impolite society anyway.

I can't kendone that!

"Except i wont do the goat thing". That makes it tricky Biff. However, if you supply drugs and alcohol down "south" , and are prepared to bare your [censored] , it might be possible.

Nah nah, you have the wrong info dc - I'm still a Mason. I'm on the square. In fact I'm the only one with an Alpaca trimmed apron.

[censored] yeah! I only mentioned it and the "lads" started honking and kicking their stalls. Anyway the neighbour is out so I'm going over to make sure everything is ok with his missus (and his wine).

I know you're working on a cure for the pox but surely you could do a unibomber impersonation and send a few sprinkles out west?