Bitter but optimistic

For the appeasers. A bit like no champagne from anywhere but frogland.

Poor comparison BB. Apples to pumpkins, grapes to shiraz - different situations.

What a ridiculous thread! Danger coming to to the Dees! FMD!!! We are a bunch of poor desperate bastards - this is a fact. However some poor sods on this thread will pull their dicks clean off if they don't settle down.

No I didn't misunderstand your cheap shot at my post at all. I posted on the basis of an interview I actually heard on the radio. Your unfunny and invented reductio ad adsurdum piece of sarcasm drew a question from me that you are unable to answer. In future, if you cant put up then shut up.

Since when are "AFL players" the same as " draftees at draft camp!"? Are these posts an an attempt at humour?

Don't be such a doubting Gepetto. Anyway sveldt is a relative term.

I've got other things to do ....16. So I'll make it easy for you, just give me one or two names from your no doubt extensive list.

I wouldn't be able to laugh at your posts if I put you on ignore Mon.

I haven't heard any of those interviews ....16. I'd be interested to know who some of those players were.

Things progress at a cracking rate when you're hand feeding.

That's a relief. I've long thought a thread on the virtues and uses of "snatch" is well overdue. I'm sure many posters could make useful contributions. It could be the D'land equivalent of the educational channel.

Have you gargled one of them recently Clint? Another year or two perhaps?

Cheap [censored]. Anyway gotta go - oven timer just went ding ding.

That's really funny Mono - now have another week off. Please.

What the hell is wrong with you Clint? The best reds are from the Barossa. She's ready to eat out of my hand Moonie!

BTW. For all you trolls and ignorami (eg Moonshadow) that obviously know little of the world of a gourmet like myself I am presently cooking a romantic meal for myself and my beloved - freekah pilaf.

You still pizzed Clint?

Have you no pride in your appearance Jizza? How can a fat balding bloke expect to pull sheillas?

Correct OD but in moderate portions. BTW my form in the gym is progressing admirably. I am becoming quite sveldt.

No doubt you will also leave this mortal coil with your falafel in hand.

I listened to a brief radio interview with Danger just before the GF. He talked about how envious he was of the competing players and that playing in a GF was the ultimate aim of all footballers. Now, given that, could someone explain WTF he would even consider coming to MFC. Oh hang on ... maybe he reckons he can play on until he is about 52.

I'm over the breakfast menu discussion. Bananas, fruit ...... muesli FFS! You blokes need to get onto a real Aussie mans breakfast. Tomatoes on toast - with cheese of course and lots of pepper. It's made me the man I am.

That may well be part of the overall performance - he would have an extensive array of tricks - one imagines.

Our resident gigolo is on another thread, perhaps he can provide some ..er .. input. Although the baubles he is used to handling may be of a somewhat different texture.

Be cautious, such public mishaps may impact on your chances for "higher honours".