Bitter but optimistic

If only poddy calves could tell their story. Romsey debs are very versatile and adaptable dc. However it's more pin the tail on the alpaca in these parts. The "lads" quite enjoy it however!

You have lost some credibility with me Clit. What is this business of having the wife cook the bar-bar-que? That is man's work surely! However, if you gave the missus an enjoyable (for you)spanking afterwards for spoiling, the steak then that's OK!

I'd be really interested in how this feels Jizza!

Sorry but no dazzle. There is something eerily familiar and creepy about that surname that makes me feel unwell - just cant quite put my ..... I'll get it

Agreed dc and comments like that are also unnecessarily disrespectful to a bloke who had a genuine go.

We certainly have been putrid WYL. But isn't it largely emotion that keeps poor bas tards like you and me paying our memberships every year and going along to watch another flogging at Darklands? Administrations and players are taking emotion out of the game but if we supporters dispose of it - what is left?

I believe such a situation in the American military is called a "Cluster .uck". The yanks can provide useful additives to our language on (rare) occasions.

Perhaps he'll get a nice holiday on a quiet (but sadly remote) island.

I myself overrate.

Christ he's in!! Our blokes struggle to "drill them" from 20!

Words of wisdom from an aristocrat! Leave the commoners to squabble!

You forgot- A dirty little Fl og! And.. I'll tell you where that bump should be located!

Come on Jizza - We are all mates here!

Jeeezus Biff! I've had a lot to drink and am very fragile!! Nasty tastes are bubbling up!

OK - i get the eyebrows thing but- what line could possibly get you over the line?

Tastefully put as usual Biff. Although you could reasonably have said "lower back".

Guilty on all counts and loving it! Perhaps dc and myself are the only honest perverts on this site....... No stupid comment ... I love Dland for the extravagant number of perverts and sickos on it

You would make spectacular road kill fl og!

It's a sport with benefits!

Err well yes ... thanks for sharing that dc. Obviously some of your sessions with the blue rinsers require external input. It seems I have underestimated some activities in not so Borewood

He's a bit of a sicko dc!

Stick to your usual "cheap whine" Moonie and don't bother me further tonight.

I'm glad I did not mention some of daisycutter's other foibles. Let's just say he puts new meaning into the the old footy term Jockstrap. I'd better leave it at that.

It's called Heirloom Shiraz from the Barossa. Cheap but a very rich "mouth filler"

I like it Clit! No ifs or buts (I know you don't do butts). Now I know who we'll pick. Christ I think I'll put a bet on!