Bitter but optimistic

BTW Biff is not racist - he simply pays the asian girls less - he tells them it is going into a war widows fund. If that doesn't work he uses the old "some of my best friends are vietnamese" line!!

FFS don't mention racism, or sanctimonious Stuie will be all over it and bore us all shite less!

Yes the lad certainly has muscle where you want to have it.

We'll finish this discussion Gomorra

I'll take all this with a pillar of of salt!

More likely you are on the sauce!

The report I heard didn't elaborate but there's a whiff. Fried Garlick?

Sounds like a sordid affair - still class always comes through.

He had the CEO in his pocket.

Moses always played well in the wet. Left the opposition for dead.

You'd cheat you bastard! Your four teats to my two!

Is today "love bloody dairy farmers day"? I've been to more than one pub and club and never heard Alpaca farmers whingeing about work loads.

We "real farmers" always considered dairy farmers as bits of hobbyists and soft to boot!

The "lads" have an interest in athletics and provided the following info. It seems a fellow named J A Winter held the Australian High Jump record from 1948 - 1956. (6ft71/2 or 2.01 metres). One C M Porter took the record in 1956 which was also listed 6 71/2 but 2.02 metre (?). Anyway, if Don was born in 1935 it is unlikely he held the Australian High Jump record before 1948. (Unless it was some sort of junior or schoolboy record but the lads could find nothing on this)

Imagine getting 40 goals out of him!!!!!

No, that's Cale Morton on a spying mission.

As you know, Earl Hood, I am reluctant to criticise one of your social station. But your posts suggest you need to become more of a risk taker. Perhaps that may give you the chance of obtaining those higher honours you lust after.

I shall have solicitors investigate this scurrilous outrage immediately. It seems Mr Google has overstepped the bounds of common decency

Well at least Man, you'll be able to indulge two of your stated interests at that timeI'm excluding red wine because it's usually shite in Thailand

We hard working servants of the state deserve our simple pleasures Song!

The "old crone" was probably one of Biffen's girls

Just read the official training report Said the guys have to prepare their own meals and use unfamiliar machines in the gym Cruel and unusual punishment

Stop whining you sooks. You know the rules. Stick to sensible on topic posting and all will be well.

You can purchase miken quite cheaply here Biff!

On my home OD I am currently enjoying fried eggs for breakfast in Bali eggs are always fresh in Asia and they know how to cook them perfectly I also inhaled several small and very tasty bananas