Bitter but optimistic

I had a look at our draw a while ago and reckoned 7 wins was a good result. More than that and I'll stop wearing dresses.

The apparition in my mirror looks rather like my aunty.

Tragic. The loss of a young family member is a terrible experience for all.

I can't be anymore minimum - it wasn't meant to be a joke!

You give little thought for the poor bastards whose drinks you spill.

He's guilty of stupidity but let's see how it pans out before we start making a noose and selecting a tree.

Actually I wouldn't mind going. I'll be back on the booze with a terrible thirst so I might knock the fundraising aspect around. Then again .... I'd probably get [censored] and make a [censored] of myself. Mmmm second thoughts needed maybe. I'll see if Biffen can come up with the cash - he's currently running some scam against the health system so he may be good for it.

I'm back on the grog at one second past midnight on Saturday. As it happens, I'll be going to the Eagles concert at Hanging Rock that very same night. Just wondering if a certain winery in that vicinity has late cellar door sales?

Have a smoke to celebrate Jizz!

Your thoughts have caused me some sleeplessness Earl Hood. I have a vision of a drug crazed and rabid Biffen leading a frenzied mob of addicts,prostitutes,illegal immigrants, abused asian brides and general malcontents in trying to steal what rightly belongs to the privileged class. While the lads and I would do our bit manning the barricades, the very body odour of such a bunch of maniacal Bolshies would be overwhelming. I could respond with a shot or two of fungal infection but it would be small jam indeed if they came close enough to use their extreme halitosis. We'd be done for. I'm sure Tony has a plan for such contingencies but, if not, we'll have to look to our wise correspondent Mr Dolt . Anyway, I'm off to the club for a tonic.

Well the err ..... the old prostate is a little worse for wear dc. A question Earl Hood (just between you and me). Do these reminisces of better times help you through particularly traumatic moments when the shock and disappointment surrounding WYL's gong rears into your consciousness?

Another week and I'm back on the turps - happy days! I wonder how the Girly Farmer from Peach Forest is going?

What a pizzer - made me forget I'm off the grog - great work!

..... and the passengers started getting off.

You started off trying to be reasonable and...................... you almost pulled it off.

You couldn't help yourself - just had to slip that one in.

Your denial seems a little limp - on the face of it anyway.

No I stopped that card. But I least did Biffen a good turn, he used it for a number of medical appointments. Specialists in "relaxation" and there were some Asian associations - herbalists I think.

Dead? Maybe. Yeah Nah .

Well who are you going to blame for that Chook? See if you can find a virgin!!!

Who's paying?

FMD, we'd die of boredom.

Agree fully OD. Morality or even legality (at least as far as it can be tweaked) will not come into it. The AFL will always try to accommodate the power clubs. They will be dirty on Essendon simply because they have upset the gravy train not for any player welfare or moral reasons.

Ha Ha I certainly did spurs. Also wondered how much they paid some marketing/advertising type guru to come up with that shite

Still going I see Jizz. Now here is something to reflect on. At the end of this month, I'm back on the pizz and will be enjoying slurping it down more than ever. You on the other hand have to give up those smooth relaxing ciggies for ever. Just think Jizz , that beautiful post breakfast smoke with the cuppa - gone for ever. Go on Jizz have a final one. You want to. Go on, one wont hurt.