Bitter but optimistic

What a relief for the cows. They won't have to listen to Jizza's bull shite.

Now Now Jizz!!! Don't be making such wild statements. You are clutching at straws - those in your hair perhaps, or your apparel , or even those stuck to your shite covered gumboots. Biff spend's Sunday nights doing what you can only dream of doing.

I pay servants to carry out menial tasks Jizz.

Fl og and Jizz both online. Knocks my theory that they are brain sharing!

Perhaps the "Old Spice" is no longer working for you Jizz. Maybe some "Lynx" from the nearest Supermarket will do the trick.

Still kicking I see Jizz. How did the footy opening go? I suppose you have been over run with invites since then - cow shite on the cuffs and all.

Well Mable, IMHO (That's hipster speak) I outshone them quite clearly. My knowledge of gourmet dining and boozing left them speechless.

Jesus guys. I reckon we'll get the sh ite kicked out of us. I hope I'm wrong but I'm keeping my money in my pocket.

Had dinner in Earl Hood's hipster Brunswick Street last night. The me and you was all written in French. Tucker wasn't bad but I wasn't going to come at any of that French lolly water to drink. Told them wine was spelt s h i r a z. They looked at me as If I was some sort of ignoramus - bloody immigrants.

That could fit the bill No obvious physical ailment but clearly not at his best. (although better this week)

You are correct dc. We expected too much of Jack. Once we saw it was going to be wet and miserable we should have told him to stay snuggled up in the hotel and watch the game on telly.

I must be pizzed/ drugged!! WTF is this all about??

Correction Give it a go Floggo!

reins

Subtle as usual picket!

Imbecile!! Even bigger imbecile!!

I thought he was tougher than that! A broken leg wouldn't keep Jack Watts out. For more than two years anyway!!

You're back Biff!! Last I heard someone disaffected client had attacked you with a chainsaw! Was it the girls or the drugs which weren't up to standard?

So Frawley has injured his breast!! Care factor?

Yeah it's great and we still got the shitter kicked out of us!!!

That is exactly what Biffen would do with it !!

He was over the top but it was a GWS home game and that was his job - so sadly no probs. I just wish we'd won so that I could have continued my loud, vulgar and boorish comments after half time and included the ground announcer in my spray. Have to say though I got some nice shots on Davis early when he conceded a 50m. I really [censored] a few of the locals but it was small bananas when we were smashed.

It is odd dc. I constantly argue the health value of wine with my doctor yet she constantly disagrees and advocates a permanent "Febfast" for me. She must be out of touch.

I was born grumpy Pig.

FFS they are professional athletes getting paid a shiteload!!