Bitter but optimistic

I believe Howe is gone. I cant believe the negativity - I would have preferred to keep him.

It's simple really. The [censored] has to perform or we look like [censored] ...... again!!

Well [censored] you all , Bitter is back!! What's been happening? Biffen is full of it - his drunken behaviour resulted in me having to prove why I should remain a member of my club. FMD!!! And ... as for Moonie ... [censored] me .... all he can do is drink free beer. And what about the snivelling Snitch? FMD what a pissant. I need some cultured company. OD , how about you invite me to your sister's winery and we drink free pinot? And I'm still hunting down the class traitor who wouldn't give me a personal reference. And dc - I 'm having some relationship difficulties ATM - could you toss a couple of greyrinsers my way please?

Uncle Bitter is back!! Let it be said that I made an honest attempt at rehab but the gods simply conspired against me. Let me explain. After being given the arse off this site I decided to sit down and contemplate my failings. Then Moonie appeared at Romsey Manor. Plenty to say but sans grog. The 'lads' picked him early but I didn't listen and Moonie proceeded to drink gargantuan amounts of my alcohol with apparently no concern for the old Aussie tradition of actually buying. I decided that going to one of those "Zen" places might help me. There is one nearby. Now this seemed to be going quite well and I was ooomming along with the best of them . However, a leotard cladded young lady appeared to be in some difficulty. The ever chivalrous Uncle Bitter attempted to assist. This led to a number of accusations ( One being that I was I trying to find her "centre" rather than my own) so I decided the best policy was to remove myself from that particular organisation. Funny really. It had bizarre similarities to my expulsion from the gym. Young women are quite confusing really. Then there was my visit to the Primary School. Apparently there was some churlish objection to the bag of lollies. Strange world. Then .. foolish me. I took Biffen to a Grand Final lunch at one of my clubs. Suffice to say it is now a former club. Had a few glances at Demonland along the the way. Some things don't change. The Snitch was sniveling and whining continuously. No surprise there.. Apparently my time in Coventry could have been shorter but for a personal reference. I shall look into this matter.

I shall announce my return to Dland on another thread. However I cannot let this post go without comment. I shall now publicly demand that Biffen return my property. 1. My tailor made Monks Robe . 2. My authentic scold's bridle . 3. A number of my cats - I am concerned for their welfare.

Well actually it's not Snitch. You are asking for an answer -" let me know next time"- therefore it's not rhetorical. Now I know understanding that will be beyond you Snitch so try and just accept your ignorance and , for once don't make an even bigger dick of yourself. You are just a poor dumb [censored] - accept it.

Is this another one of your moral moments Snitch?

I hate both clubs and would love to see Whinger Harvey and Scott whimping about the injustice of it all. However, the joy of ninthmond going straight out again is just too beautiful to ignore. So Richmond out this week and Norf asap after. Don't care much about the rest.

She's about 30 years too young for dc and her hair is not blue.

Crawf is just another media [censored]. EDIT to ss.

I must ask if you caught up with "Special" doing his backwards protest at Etihad Earl Hood. And, if so, did you encourage said action despite this meaning that "Special" missed our historic win?

I didn't attend the game and only watched the replay last night, so I will not cast votes. However, I am surprised that Howe hasn't scored a vote as yet. Thought he played a good game but, admittedly, there are a few you could raffle for the last one or two in a given selection of six.

Rudyard had some delightful thoughts.

Wonder what might be coursing through Pollyanna's veins dc.

Not in my experience dc. My Trident membership gets me in but I have been asked to pay extra to get a decent seat. Anyhow all irrelevant today as I'm going to a family function and doubt I'll even watch. However,he lads will probably have the TV on in the cinema at Romsey Manor.

I presume you are referring to a very well known hairdresser in those parts and one who has coiffed me on occasion. How a vulgar fellow like yourself has knowledge of him does rather confound me.

You're a better supporter than I am Gunga.

And on top of that he's hard to work out.

And me.

Easy come easy go Biff!!

Biffen, vulgar fellow that he is, recently referred to "old prix" on this thread. Well here is something to ponder THE STAGES OF SUCCESS At age 4 success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is...having friends. At age 16 success is...having a drivers license. At age 20 success is...having sex. At age 35 success is...having money. At age 50 success is...having money. At age 60 success is...having sex. At age 70 success is...having a drivers license. At age 75 success is...having friends. At age 80 success is...not peeing in your pants

Except during "dress ups".

Have you had the opportunity to give this new knowledge a practical workout RL?

Or thrice!!

I reckon Stu's more a slapsticker.