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Blame Elwood for starting this. It's called the Irish Virginity Test - but I like the colour scheme. Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things from a DIY shop: a can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.’ Paddy asked, ‘And what do I do with these, doc?’ The doc replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw”, you hit her with the shovel.’
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'In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey' Beware of Greeks baring .... 'I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO?' I thought the influence of the Christain Brothers would be obvious. 'Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.' You'll be sainted. And. When you finally retire you get shoved in convent full of former virgins. 'puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks' What else do you think blokes wearing frocks would emit?
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