Bitter but optimistic

Great idea Red. However, it needs to be informal - I don't want to be signing autographs but I want people to feel free to touch my robe.

You know how it is DC. In one ear out the other.

I suppose that would be a change from the withered and flacid type that frequent the Gat?

Puppies my arse. Get a real beast that stomps the shite out of foxes.

I know what you mean. Join DC in hospital. Get a valve or two removed. It couldn't be much worse.

The lads are having a zen moment just now. I'll pass on your comments at a more appropriate time.

Just want to clear the air DC (you know, just in case). The "lads" forgive you for that scandalous post about the foxes and culling etc. They have moved on.

Ah well as the Christain Brothers taught me , we can all use a little self abu improvement.

Custom made of course. (bit of extra reinforcement)

Yes palanquin.

The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter. BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.

So you exclude all my mates ( term used loosely) but leave the door open for Biff's drughead associates from the Gat. Next thing you'll be contacting Mr. Danks and getting a preloaded valve.

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence. In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit? I not used to this notion of helping others.

Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

Ha Ha. Nice one.

I hope it's not one of those old worn out "Blue rinse" porkers that voted for Jeff.

Glad to hear you're OK OD. However, if you were in another dimension upward there would be better things to do than watch the dees. If you were in another dimension downward, watching the dees would be the equivalent of eternal damnation.

If worst comes to worst DC, perhaps one of my "lads" would make the ultimate sacrife and donate a valve. No guarantees of course.

Fair point. That is uplifting literature.

You are beyond help you sad poor bastard.

Worried about sensible content on this thread? Well I'm just returned from the Myanmar frontier. By god it was tough going at the headwaters of the Irrawaddy. No decent red wine to be found, the Mandalay Golf Club was in poor order and the coolies couldn't wave the fans fast enough to keep me cool. The Kyber Pass would have been a better choice. BTW. Did Biffen make it back? He came up here chasing cheap drugs to onsell at the Gatwick. Doubt he made it beyond the "pinga pongas" in Thailand.

I do miss "the lads" but they have many cousins in Bangkok - the camel toe family. Fox hunts are passe here - there are many endangered species to blast away at.

Just a quick note from the old colony lads. Internet is very quirky but I managed to get the news of another dees loss- somethings never change. I'm up in the highlands at the moment so the temperature is very pleasant. Have organised a boatman and will cruise Inlay lake shortly. The natives all seem to be jolly good fellows and they certainly like we typical Australians. People are constantly stopping to look at me and laugh happily. The alpacas would it.

How shittey is my life? I support both the MFC and the ALP.

I'm afraid the Spring Carnival wont be the same if it clashes with the Alpaca show. Get with the strength. That phrase conjujres up images that even Biffen would blanch at. I imagine there will be a few organ players already on hand.