Bitter but optimistic

Nah that was in Cusco last year DC. However, there is a certain fraternity in Bangkok that knows a bit about fashion, make up etc !!

I'm heading to Bangkok on the 30th June OD - and then Myanmar.

I'm changing the title - no point in setting limits. This is where the no limits policy failed me. I think I may have O D'd!!

You're getting into personal territory now OD but generally sleeping with one is enough.

Send him an email from your I-pad OD.

Moonshadow must be in on it too. Maybe satellite surveillance. How else would he know that I'm 4foot 11 and wafer thin. Jesus you guys are all over it. Next thing I'll be accused of being too friendly with the Alpacas. Biffen was right all along - live on the streets.

The mask, the underpants disguise, it all suddenly makes sense. You're running a clandestine ASIO cell in Burwood. That's clever!!!

Is that how you got rid of the commos ( or other minority groups which I dare not mention nowadays) ?

AND, furthermore, we use dried Alpaca droppings for our cookfires!

Typical pizz weak suburbanite. You should try toughing it out in the bush. We have to cut down trees to provide fuel for our firepits.

That is a trick of the mind surely. Just how old are you RL? Do you have to get someone to punch the keys for you nowadays? T.

Great clip Macca. Some real big names. I still do and always will hate Carlscum. However, I make exceptions for Jezza and Big Nic. Jezza was just a genius and would kick arse today.

Getting the Shiraz out of the cellar is my greatest concern.

Yep. Nothing beats self interest in a time of disaster!

I just read an article from a couple of weeks ago that claimed, as a result of global warming and rising sea levels, Elwood is likely to disappear. Just wondering what doomsday preparations WYL is making.

I'm waiting on the postal votes. There's a few coming from Cuzco.

I could probably swing the Alpaca vote your way RL but I would need an iron clad guarantee that "the boy from Burwood" ceases calling them camels.

All too often without the bread OD.

The shify effer is probably from Burwood.

Mine is a bloody good bloke!

Good points. Actually DC has commented on his proctologist. I hope he had hands like Mike Tyson. However, I'm now feeling uncomfortable Redleg best leave this conversation alone.

So you have exposed youself ( as it were) DC! However, you go too far mentioning the vicuna - they are sneaky little bustards! I'll have to ensure that lads don't read this. Dentists are also sneaky bustards and should be avoided.

I recently saw that the Burwood Boy was casting nasturtiums on my Alpacas and calling them camels. Well they deny this allegation (despite disreputable scientific evidence to the contrary). They see it as an issue belonging to the distaff side of the family and don’t wish to become involved – Those nasty spitters are seen as the black sheep of an honourable genealogy. Keep those malicious comments to yourself. (You know who are and should be ashamed)

Does your wife read this site Redleg? If so, you are obviously a man who likes to live on the edge.

You have been in the doldrums OD. If you cannot drink your way out of it - here is the sad alternative.