Bitter but optimistic

Thanks DC. I've seen a few pieces from the 18 century with hidden compartments but nothing like the stuff on that link. What a designer.

He was a real circus!

Think Tommy Hanlon.

I graciously accept your acclamation of my beneficence.

There was another name underconsideration.

I see you like the friend thing BF. Good for you. I'm not into it myself but there's a bloke named Stuie who posts on this board. He needs all the friends he can get. Could be your good deed for the day.

You travel in a social stratosphere that most of us mere plebs can only aspire to.

Surely you've heard of golden fleece Biff?

I could knock up a wig or two next time I dag the alpacas. Could be the next trend in chambers.

Wander over to Shifty (John for PM) Elliot park and cast your mojo.

Just to prove that I really am a twisted soul here's something to make you banana freaks feel as miserable as I do at this hour of the day. Banana Bread Can Contain Unhealthy Ingredients Unfortunately, many prepackaged banana breads don't contain these nutrient-packed ingredients. They may contain high-fructose corn syrup, white sugar, white flour, hydrogenated oils and even banana flavoring instead of a substantial amount of real banana. Banana bread If you consider that the average muffin or slice of banana bread contains more than 60 grams of total carbohydrate (the equivalent of four slices of bread), 20-30 grams of fat and at least four teaspoons of sugar, it is safe to say that there is nothing healthy about banana bread except the bananas, and it should really just be called banana cake.

Well, to prepare for the sad day, make sure you keep yourself well pickled with the single malts OD.

Bah! She's one of Biffen's girls - works out of the Gat.

Keep it quiet R and B !

Just been reading the thread about server errors and costs etc. So, given it's trade time I wondered who, if any Dland could trade out to raise a few bucks to keep the site going? Who has any value to other sites? Just a few thoughts- OD? Sorry mate but with limited time ahead not worth much. Young dee? Inexperienced but prolific – possible trade to Bomber blitz. WYL – Has pizzed everyone off so no trade value. The Big [censored]. Sprays it everywhere – but hoping someone will take him. Biffen. Serious drug and lifestyle problems. A bit like Garlett – no interest. DC. Flouts his underwear in public – obvious exhibitionist – maybe a bit of run on occasions but would go cheap. Stuie – Wants to be Captain but ..... Moonshadow – couldn’t really even put him up for trade. Obvious user of illegal substances, bizarre lifestyle. Clearly has mental issues. Sounds a bit harsh I know but due diligence would find him out. Ben Hur – Would want to be Captain even more than Stuie – obvious friction there. ‘ ... bubsie??? Effed up due to name change. That Clint Eastwood bloke – Jesus Christ That Song bloke with the buffed breasts and RTG are both Schoolteachers – not worth a cracker. Sorry guys – I left another dozen or so failures out ( at least). I simply became too depressed. Demonland is about as tradeable as MFC. Of course I, modestly, must mention myself, high trade value but loyal. So don’t worry, I’ll stick.

Well I can only marry her off once, so I need to get the best possible price. You know how it is in a capitalist world. Worst case she gets sold to Biff and has to work at the Gat.

DC you simply have no appreciation of beautiful women.

My sexy sister!

Yes you are an abject failure BB. You should have beaten your children the moment they showed interest in any other team but Melbourne.

Come on. Don't let alcohol get in the way of your civic duty. Moonie is floundering - he needs help.

Very glad you are online BF. Could you please educate Moonshadow as to how he should conduct himself on this thread and give him some idea of etiquette in general. I'm sure he would value your advice.

BTW. All you banana freaks. Read today's Epicure. Banana bread has been deemed a very unhealthy food!

Sea air?. Maybe a caravan park. Sell a bit of Meth, run a couple of big noses - Life's Good.

Sounds like the Gat is no longer big enough for you. King Street?

What about yourself Biff - fully detoxed?