Bitter but optimistic

You've done my credit card a couple of times Biff - didn't seem to trouble your conscience.

Well well Biff - I have been renewed. A new man, an upright citizen ready to selflessly contribute to the greater good of society.My first New Year's Reso is to shed some kilograms. However, due to some previous misunderstandings, I am persona non grata at all nearby gymnasia. So I have dusted off the treadly and purchased some new spandex. I have already attracted some envious glances around the village. I do cut a rather dashing figure if I do say so myself. I have also decided to look for a new vocation in life. During my recent treatments, I met some quite delightful psychoanalysts,psychologists in general and a myriad of counsellors. So Uncle Bitter is planning to reinvent himself as a relationship or marriage counsellor. I have had quite a bit to do with other peoples' marriages over the years so I am quite confident that I can make an impact. Doing good is my new motto!

Worst pun ever!!!!

How nice to hear from you Earl. I trust you are exploiting another 3rd world economy for personal gain. Do you intend arranging some of those 357 visas to get some decent (and cheap) help?

I really like Jack ...and rate him. He has shown that he can do the business but injury (and maybe the captaincy) has cruelled him. I l would love to see him have a real run at it so we could see just what a player he might be.

Jack's quite solid Biff - much bigger than a golfball.

Doris Day!!!! How I love her!! sigh!!!!

Best option is being dead if you are going to write about Biffen

Can't argue with this!

Good wager gentlemen!!

Yes that must be it !!! Love of the job, enthusiasm , go the extra yard .......!

Thank you for that useless response dc. However, I have another issue that has just popped up. My squeeze just messaged to say she was working OT and not to wait up. This seemed to disturb the lads as they claim her workplace's OT budget is spent. What could this mean?

FMD Flo g!! But yes, I am a gold card member. Biffen arranged it. I believe he is a ... eerr contributor to the site.

Probably there would be a penance involved. Jolly good flogging I suppose.

BTW I'm looking a "please explain" from Lothario. It seems the Member for Borewood remained seated while the rest of The House gave Rosie Batty a standing ovation today.

Yeah heard that too. Reckon you'd be in deep [censored] if you didn't honour his lead.

Yeah the thing is Munga, we are currently a bog ordinary team. I reckon Milkshake and Bugg will play round 1. Not sure about Kennedy.

Would you play this bloke in the goal square or allow him to chase a kick?

Top effort iv'a!! Marvellous endurance.

Redtube is addictive ... so I hear.

What's your problem with SWALK dc?

Apparently he is the early betting favourite for next year's Rising Star..... hope that doesn't mozz him but two in a row would be something.

Interesting subject dc! Jordie Mc. played 60 odd games I believe. That is more than most blokes. Was he a success? Matt Bate played more.

Some early wins would do the trick you'd think.

Thanks Stu - nice piece of music. Don't see its relevance to football though.